1. "Maybe next time, you'll keep your light saber in your pants."
2. No one was injured when the gunman opened fire, despite the expenditure of over 11,000 rounds of ammunition.
3. "Gimme a break, officer. It's pretty evident I'm not the only one who publicly urinates on the 'Star Wars Episode I' Memorial."
Best of Dr. Doom
What really happens if you try to do the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs...
Best of Whacko
"Sir, I'm going to have to give you a citation. The sign over there clearly says, 'Parking for Rebel Ships Only'."
Best of Steve O
Following Order 66...
Best of Dactyl
I'm not the stormtrooper you're looking for. I'm not the stormtrooper you're looking for!
Dang it, why does that only work on me?