Sunday, March 13, 2016

Spot the Feminist

Schneider


2. Disney continues to deny rumors that the Log Ride at the Magic Kingdom is haunted by the Angry Ghost of Gilda Radner.

2. "Enjoy myself? Riding a phallic symbol through a moist tunnel? Try again, Rape Culture."

3. "It's Angry Bitch Day at Disney World; Bring Your Angry Bitch and get half-off adult admission."

4, Or, maybe she's just jealous that the public schoolteacher in the seat in front of her is copping a feel?

5. "I missed a Donald Trump protest for *this*!"

Best of metalgarth
6 Flags over Elizabeth Cady Stanton's Dead Ass was about as thrilling in real as it sounded on paper.

Best of Jay Guevara
Thought bubble: "People are enjoying themselves. This is unacceptable."

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
"I thought this ride was called the Sybian!"

Best of Artfldgr
Who knew that ovaries can dry up and no one wants my strong argumentative vegan bitchiness without that...

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Whee."

Best of Dr. Doom
Suddenly Janet wondered if she had forgotten to turn off her 10KW diesel powered vibrator before leaving home...

17 comments:

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble: "That's not funny!"

metalgarth said...

6 Flags over Elizabeth Cady Stanton's Dead Ass was about as thrilling in real as it sounded on paper.

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble: "People are enjoying themselves. This is unacceptable."

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"I thought this ride was called the Sybian!"

Artfldgr said...

I was wrong, its not as fun without kids...

Artfldgr said...

I could have had kids, instead i went to college now i have nobody...

Artfldgr said...

Who knew that ovaries can dry up and no one wants my strong argumentative vegan bitchiness without that...

Artfldgr said...

All i wanted was a room of my own...
now what?

GregMan said...

"Oh great, now my laxative decides to kick in!"

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "This would have been WAY more romantic if Rosie would have come with me..."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Whee."

Mr Hankey said...

Looks like someone discovered that the size of his hands means nothing....it was feet....damn feet.

Rodney Dill said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in....

Dr. Doom said...

Suddenly Janet wondered if she had forgotten to turn off her 10KW diesel powered vibrator before leaving home...

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "They said this was the 'Small World' ride, dammit."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Yes, I faked it, I faked everything. Don't believe me? Does this sound familiar? 'Whee! Harder! Faster! More! Oh, I'm so wet for you! Wheeee!' Now do you believe me?" Leslie's relationship with Michael had hit a bit of a rough spot.

Artfldgr said...

As a fish, i think i need a bicycle...