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2. "Enjoy myself? Riding a phallic symbol through a moist tunnel? Try again, Rape Culture."
3. "It's Angry Bitch Day at Disney World; Bring Your Angry Bitch and get half-off adult admission."
4, Or, maybe she's just jealous that the public schoolteacher in the seat in front of her is copping a feel?
5. "I missed a Donald Trump protest for *this*!"
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