Friday, March 18, 2016

The importance of proper accessorizing


1. The pink ear buds are what really pull the outfit together.

2. This is what's known in the trade as "Employment Camouflage."

3. His "manspreading" is really the icing on the cake.

4. Text: "Change in dinner plans. We're meeting at the Capitol Grille instead of Hooters. That OK?"

5. Somewhat disappointed not to see if the socks match as well.

Best of jimmy
The 2016 'Stevie Wonder Collection For Men' was the final nail in the coffin for Sears, ending a long, painful march to bankruptcy.

Best of Dr. Doom
Porn shirt.................. check
Porn shorts................. check
Porn hat.................... check
Pee Wee Herman underwear.... check
"Looks like I'm ready for my bus trip to Miami," thought Rodney...

Best of Artfldgr
Pedro wonders if he overdressed for this evenings slut walk and candlelight vigil

Best of Submariner
Hillary's reaction; "Gaia! I have that same outfit!"

12 comments:

jimmy said...

The 2016 'Stevie Wonder Collection For Men' was the final nail in the coffin for Sears, ending a long, painful march to bankruptcy.

Dr. Doom said...

Porn shirt.................. check
Porn shorts................. check
Porn hat.................... check
Pee Wee Herman underwear.... check

"Looks like I'm ready for my bus trip to Miami," thought Rodney...

Rodney Dill said...

Super power ... PenisMan

Rodney Dill said...

Super power ... PenisMan

Artfldgr said...

Retailers listening to the new crop of college grad marketing execs cant figure out why sales are droppoing amonig everyone but a certain class of people...

Artfldgr said...

Pedro wonders if he overdressed for this evenings slut walk and candlelight vigil

Artfldgr said...

When your color blind its hard to dress...

Artfldgr said...

Momma and Dad went to the bunny ranch and all i got was this suit...

Artfldgr said...

After leaving subway, jared had to find a new career, and decided on apparel design...

Artfldgr said...

Look what i got at the Jimmy Savile Charity Benefit Auction, and i thought a teacher like me could never afford such

Artfldgr said...

Some Fashion statements say something, this is a incoherant fasion statement...

Submariner said...

Hillary's reaction; "Gaia! I have that same outfit!"