Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Three Democrats Walk Into a Bar...
1. Oh, look, a racist egomaniac. And Donald Trump. And another racist egomaniac.
2. The Donald. "Hey, you guys, any advice for conning large numbers of people into thinking you're on their side so you can use them to gain money and power?"
3. "Oh, Al, you've made me the happiest girl in the world."
4. "No, I don't want to be in a 'white turkey on rye sandwich,' why the Hell would you even ask?"
5. "Did you guys know they're doing an all you-people version of 'Grease?'"
Best of GregMan
Donald: "A spitroast? What's that?"
Best of HowardDevore
Al: "Donald, you have to tell me your secret. How do you keep it from crawling away and flapping on your head?"
Best of jimmy
Reverend Jesse tries to assure the troubled couple that though the rest of world may frown on their love, he supports them---as long as they support his SuperPAC.
Best of dadoctah
"So do we run through our hits in order starting with Candida and Knock Three Times, or bow to demand and open right up with Tie A Yellow Ribbon?"
Best of metalgarth
Don and I are gonna do something anal in an adult and pleasurable context Jesse. You in?