Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Three Democrats Walk Into a Bar...




1. Oh, look, a racist egomaniac. And Donald Trump. And another racist egomaniac.

2. The Donald. "Hey, you guys, any advice for conning large numbers of people into thinking you're on their side so you can use them to gain money and power?"

3. "Oh, Al, you've made me the happiest girl in the world."

4. "No, I don't want to be in a 'white turkey on rye sandwich,' why the Hell would you even ask?"

5. "Did you guys know they're doing an all you-people version of 'Grease?'"

Best of GregMan
Donald: "A spitroast? What's that?"

Best of HowardDevore
Al: "Donald, you have to tell me your secret. How do you keep it from crawling away and flapping on your head?"

Best of jimmy
Reverend Jesse tries to assure the troubled couple that though the rest of world may frown on their love, he supports them---as long as they support his SuperPAC.

Best of dadoctah
"So do we run through our hits in order starting with Candida and Knock Three Times, or bow to demand and open right up with Tie A Yellow Ribbon?"

Best of metalgarth
Don and I are gonna do something anal in an adult and pleasurable context Jesse. You in?

9 comments:

GregMan said...

Donald: "A spitroast? What's that?"

HowardDevore said...

Al: "Donald, you have to tell me your secret. How do you keep it from crawling away and flapping on your head?"

Anonymous said...

"I'll scratch your back if you..."
"shut up I am kissing Al's rings"

jimmy said...

Reverend Jesse tries to assure the troubled couple that though the rest of world may frown on their love, he supports them---as long as they support his SuperPAC.

Anonymous said...

Jesse: Don, you're paying for our drinks, right?

Al: Don is paying for our drinks?

Don: Okay.... I'll tell the bartender you two would like to talk to him about his hiring practices and about how they can attract more black customers but that I'm on his side and would like to help him out. He'll do anything I ask. Free beer!

dadoctah said...

"So do we run through our hits in order starting with Candida and Knock Three Times, or bow to demand and open right up with Tie A Yellow Ribbon?"

Dr. Doom said...

Rev. Jesse: "Hold on there Donald you have some flaky white stuff there.."
Rev. Al: "Wait what? How is that possible?"
The Donald: "I get my toupees from Columbia..."

Dr. Doom said...

Later, in the men's room, The Donald would discover his wallet was missing...

metalgarth said...

Don and I are gonna do something anal in an adult and pleasurable context Jesse. You in?