1. To burnish his bipartisan credentials, Marco Rubio sings the national anthem at the Democrat debate.
2. "Damn, look at that fine tight ass," thought Cankles. "I wonder if he has a sister."
3. And when young Ahmed shouted "Allahu Akbar!" and detonated the suicide vest, he became a hero to all Americans and improved American-Muslim relations for decades.
4. Eduardo wasn't nervous, singing at the Democrat convention was a lot like singing at the Alzheimer's Hospice, just with an older and even less in-touch-with-reality audience.
5. "If you're not here to mow grass, then get off our lawn!"
6. Zzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzz
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Gerardo starts the Democrat debate off with a bang with his rendition of the Internationale.
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...and now for the DNC Pledge of Allegiance... Yd di buckety, ram ding doo, ni ni ni, YAOOOOOllll!
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Hillary was smart this time, she covered her mic before mumbling "faggot".
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Bernie: Ah, exscuse me... i think i am having a heart attack...