Tuesday, March 15, 2016

When the Safe School Czar Books Your Singer

Brender

1. To burnish his bipartisan credentials, Marco Rubio sings the national anthem at the Democrat debate.

2.  "Damn, look at that fine tight ass," thought Cankles. "I wonder if he has a sister."

3. And when young Ahmed shouted "Allahu Akbar!" and detonated the suicide vest, he became a hero to all Americans and improved American-Muslim relations for decades.

4. Eduardo wasn't nervous, singing at the Democrat convention was a lot like singing at the Alzheimer's Hospice, just with an older and even less in-touch-with-reality audience.

5. "If you're not here to mow grass, then get off our lawn!"

6. Zzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzz

Best of GregMan
Gerardo starts the Democrat debate off with a bang with his rendition of the Internationale.

Best of Rodney Dill
...and now for the DNC Pledge of Allegiance... Yd di buckety, ram ding doo, ni ni ni, YAOOOOOllll!

Best of Best of
Hillary was smart this time, she covered her mic before mumbling "faggot".

Best of Artfldgr
Bernie: Ah, exscuse me... i think i am having a heart attack...

14 comments:

GregMan said...

Gerardo starts the Democrat debate off with a bang with his rendition of the Internationale.

GregMan said...

When Bernie Sanders is the straightest person on the stage, you've got trouble.

Rodney Dill said...

...and now for the DNC Pledge of Allegiance... Yd di buckety, ram ding doo, ni ni ni, YAOOOOOllll!

Mr Hankey said...

The big guess was which bathroom he used.

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Anonymous said...

Hillary was smart this time, she covered her mic before mumbling "faggot".

Dr. Doom said...

Mrs.Clinton's handlers were pleased when she placed her hand over the place where her heart is supposed to be during the rendition of the National Anthem...

Kaptain Krude said...

"Look at that bulge near the belt."

A) Hillary Clinton, in reference to the singer.
B) Bernie Sanders, in reference to the singer's wallet.
C) The singer, in disgust at the gut on Clinton.

Artfldgr said...

If i wiggle my pinky, i get a chill... does that happen to you too?

Artfldgr said...

Since i have no heart i find it difficult to remember which side to put my hand...

Artfldgr said...

Bernie: Ah, exscuse me... i think i am having a heart attack...

Artfldgr said...

I think a pair of pants like that would go great with my master of the universe neru collar outfit...

Artfldgr said...

Too bad, my friend jimmy saville would have loved working with this boy...
you know, take him under your arm, and show him the "ropes".

jimmy said...

ORA [whispering voice-over]
"We switched the fine national anthem these voters usually hear with a Soviet-era propaganda song. Let's see if they notice...."