Friday, April 08, 2016

Cheers




1. Well, she never gave Bill a little head, why should this be any different.

2. Have you ever seen anyone grin so proudly after pouring themselves half a glass of beer?

3. And she apparently left the tap running when she was done.

Threadwinner Submariner
Hilldawg; "I enjoy my brew just the way I enjoyed my Huma...Two fingers and a bunch of head."

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
"Is the glass half empty or half full? Either way, you are screwed if you elect me!"

Best of Double the U
Glass of milk before a night of ultra-violence!

Best of Dr. Doom
Here we see a classic example of liberalism. A cool frosty mug of beer is promised, delivery of which is pretty simple but what arrives at the table is warm, all foam, has no body, and cost 40% more because the waiter is making $15 an hour and the alcohol tax is 25%. Sounds a lot like Obamacare doesn't it?

Best of Rodney Dill
"Nothing I enjoy after a tough day on the campaign trail like a tall pint of Trout Sniffer Stout"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Here Bill.... it's better than no head at all."

Best of Varmit
After multiple failed attempts, a future wannabe leader of the free world struggles but eventually manages to pour beer. From a tap. Into a glass. Smiles triumphantly, bows to the crowd of weeping/applauding media sycophants and takes an awkward high-five'ing victory lap around the bar.

Best of Submariner
Here; give this to Barak. He LIKES little glasses of beer...

Best of Best of
I thought I'd try out that tapping it and head thing Bill is always raving about.
Meh. Don't see it, I'm gonna stay with the all you can eat seafood.

Best of GregMan
"If you think I screwed up this glass of beer wait until you see what I do to Amerikkka!"

21 comments:

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"Is the glass half empty or half full? Either way, you are screwed if you elect me!"

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"This self serve crap will stop when I am the Queen!"

Artfldgr said...

Cant operate a Fax machine
Turnstiles in ny are a problem
beer tap shows legendary incompetence
yes, i am presidential material
i have no skills

Double the U said...

Glass of milk before a night of ultra-violence!

Double the U said...

If you look at that sign the way a customer would standing in front of the bar you would see pearls before swine.

Dr. Doom said...

Here we see a classic example of liberalism. A cool frosty mug of beer is promised, delivery of which is pretty simple but what arrives at the table is warm, all foam, has no body, and cost 40% more because the waiter is making $15 an hour and the alcohol tax is 25%. Sounds a lot like Obamacare doesn't it?

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

the only head that Hillary gives....

commoncents said...

Latte Liberal Gets an Earful - viral video
This video is going viral. Remember the crazy woman who screamed at Gov Rick Scott in a Starbucks recently. Well...

http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2016/04/latte-liberal-gets-earful-viral-video.html

ps. Would you consider adding CC to your blogroll

Double the U said...

"Yeah! I did something, I am just like you common people, now vote for me!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Nothing I enjoy after a tough day on the campaign trail like a tall pint of Trout Sniffer Stout"

Rodney Dill said...

"Here Bill.... it's better than no head at all."

Steve O said...

Don't criticize. She's probably getting Bill's first.

Mac said...

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

Steve O said...

The MSM explained how Hillary was making a socio-political comment on how the glass is only half empty because greedy rich people are in cahoots with racist Republicans to deny them their voting rights.

Varmit said...

After multiple failed attempts, a future wannabe leader of the free world struggles but eventually manages to pour beer. From a tap. Into a glass. Smiles triumphantly, bows to the crowd of weeping/applauding media sycophants and takes an awkward high-five'ing victory lap around the bar.
Hillary Clinton: Constantly redefining the soft mysogyny of low expecations.

Submariner said...

Hilldawg; "See? Two fingers of content and then a bunch of head. I enjoy my brew just the way I enjoyed my Huma..."

GregMan said...

"No, of course I'm not going to drink it! Beer is for proles! I only drink the finest Moet et Chandon!

Submariner said...

Here; give this to Barak. He LIKES little glasses of beer...

Anonymous said...

I thought I'd try out that tapping it and head thing Bill is always raving about.

Meh. Don't see it, I'm gonna stay with the all you can eat seafood.

GregMan said...

"If you think I screwed up this glass of beer wait until you see what I do to Amerikkka!"

Anonymous said...

Clinton's Kool-Aid is Flint Michigan tap water.