Monday, April 04, 2016

Chlorox Cocktail

Schneider


1. "So, my options are Trump and Hillary? Pass me the ammonia chaser."

2. "I saw Hillary in a thong. Can't. Erase. Image."

3. "We've replaced this Millennial Obama supporter's Kool-Aid with Chlorox bleach; let's see what happens."

4. When there's nothing but Diet Mountain Dew in the fridge.

5. "No my turds will be white, like our friends the birds."

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
the sign said "Free Stuff"

Best of Dr. Doom
Another in a long list of signs that you should have majored in Chemistry instead of that Urban Studies curriculum...

Best of Dr. Doom

Pop Culture 101 Quiz: This individual is ______. Complete the sentence with the best answer:

a) a young Democrat drinking the Hillary campaign Koolaid.
b) one of Rep. Frank's congressional pages.
c) a Trump protester who cannot afford to move to Canada.
d) not going to have to pay those student loans after all.

Best of Best of

All you have is Heineken?! Ok then.

Best of GregMan
Some guys will do anything to wash the taste of Uranus Fudge out of their mouths.

Best of metalgarth
Madonna just pointed at me and wanted me brought backstage. A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do

Best of metalgarth
"things I'd rather do than watch a Sex in the City marathon"

Best of Dr. Doom
It turns out ass eating isn't so simple after all...

13 comments:

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

the sign said "Free Stuff"

Anonymous said...

Relax... it's clean.

Dr. Doom said...

Another in a long list of signs that you should have majored in Chemistry instead of that Urban Studies curriculum...

Dr. Doom said...

Uh oh looks like another young millennial just got a peek at the national debt...

Dr. Doom said...

Pop Culture 101 Quiz

This individual is ______. Complete the sentence with the best answer:

a) a young Democrat drinking the Hillary campaign Koolaid.
b) one of Rep. Frank's congressional pages.
c) a Trump protester who cannot afford to move to Canada.
d) not going to have to pay those student loans after all.

Anonymous said...

All you have is Heineken?! Ok then.

GregMan said...

The State Department IT guy who set up Hillary's personal email server finds a way to get out of testifying to the FBI.

GregMan said...

Some guys will do anything to wash the taste of Uranus Fudge out of their mouths.

Artfldgr said...

This not only cures halitosis, it cures everything, do this and never ever suffer again...

metalgarth said...

Madonna just pointed at me and wanted me brought backstage. A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do

metalgarth said...

"things I'd rather do than watch a Sex in the City marathon"

Dactyl said...

Taking "feelin' the Bern" a little too literally.

Dr. Doom said...

It turns out ass eating isn't so simple after all...