Friday, April 15, 2016

Confused Dowager Dodders into Unfamiliar Room


1. HRC's Triffid Overlords express disappointment with her progress.

2. "Oh, when you said there was a 'potted pansy' in the kitchen, I thought you meant George Stephanopoulos."

3. "Grease. Catch. Matches. Check. I am so burning this bitch down."

4. "If only I could make ice cubes out of vodka."

5. "Ah, here's the kitchen. Now, I wonder where they keep the blood of their children."

10 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"No ma'am this is not a prison cell. These are the living quarters I share with nine other aides," replied Mrs. Clinton's aide, "I'm sure your cell will be much nicer..."

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

but, but, food comes from the waiter!

Anonymous said...

Ohhhh is this what the peasants call a "kitchen?"

Whacko said...

"Nope, not in here either. Those V the K Best Of's have to be around here somewhere!"

metalgarth said...

Hillary meets her intellectual equal in the kitchen

metalgarth said...

One's a commie plant; the other's a beautiful flower

Kaptain Krude said...

"Now, where's that bitc... I mean, that Congressional aide that was making all that pepperoni pizza? That V The K is such a damn tease!"

GregMan said...

"Yes, we can fit another 20 Syrian terror- I mean immigrants, in here."

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

is this where that Monica tossed Bill's salad?

Steve O said...

Is this the one where the guys keep turning the light on and off?