Tuesday, April 05, 2016

How to be Left Alone on the Subway


1. A new CNN reporter reviews the official manual for interviewing Democrat politicians.

2. "That reminds me, I need to pick up some mouthwash on the way home."

3. A long missing deleted scene from Citizen Kane puts the whole film in a totally different light.

4. "Man, that's gross. You'd want to rinse with Chlorox after doing that."

5. Seriously? An instruction manual? Millennials just can't figure out anything on their own. 

Best of Mr Hankey
...and when you get closer, you realize "that's no beard"!

Best of dadoctah
"Made simple"? What about it is complicated?

Best of jimmy
Also a very effective means of stopping 'manspreading'...

Best of Whacko
I thoght the movie was much better.

Best of Dactyl
"How to be left alone on the subway" Well, not in San Francisco...

Best of Dactyl
That's just the book jacket. He's actually reading "Clinton For Dummies".

16 comments:

Mr Hankey said...

...and when you get closer, you realize "that's no beard"!

dadoctah said...

"Made simple"? What about it is complicated?

Rodney Dill said...

For people that don't give a sit.

Rodney Dill said...

How Eric Snowden travels unnoticed in public.

Kaptain Krude said...

Ironically, he works down at the fudge factory.

Anonymous said...

Freaking vegans....

jimmy said...

Also a very effective means of stopping 'manspreading'...

Anonymous said...

Brokeback Accountant.

Rodney Dill said...

Some days you eat the ass, and some days the ass eats you.

Whacko said...

I thoght the movie was much better.

Artfldgr said...

They orignally wanted a different title: Brownie hound chows down, but decided to go with ass eating...

Dactyl said...

"How to be left alone on the subway"

Well, not in San Francisco...

Dactyl said...

That's just the book jacket. He's actually reading "Clinton For Dummies".

Dr. Doom said...

Meet the heir apparent to the Safe Schools Czar under the Clinton Administration...

Dr. Doom said...
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Submariner said...

The metro-sexual handbook?