Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Nice Bar, But It Needs More Plaid


1. In 2017, 'the Dyke Look' swept K Street as lobbyists sought to ingratiate themselves with the new Hillary Administration.

2. Mountie Bars are the trendiest thing in Brooklyn and other hipster-infested areas right now.

3. This picture was taken A. In Seattle in 1992 B. In Canada, anywhere, at anytime in history, or C. At the most recent reunion of Hillary Clinton interns.

4. Ironically, the Safe Space bar had to cancel 'Ladies Night' because it made the trannies feel 'Unsafe.'

5. "Whose labia do you have to lick to get a shot of tequila around here?"

Best of Artfldgr
Lesson 1: How to hide in Canada

Best of dadoctah
I see at least five different clans represented here, including two by the guy on the left alone. Not a fellow Maxwell in the bunch, though, so I'll keep a respectful distance.

Best of jimmy
I cut down trees/I wear high heels
suspenders and a bra;
Oh, I wish I'd been a girlie/just like my dear pa-pa!

Best of Dr. Doom
In later years Bob and Doug McKenzie abandoned Canada and opened a bar named 'Hosers' on the south side of Chicago...

15 comments:

Artfldgr said...

You know, i dont like it when they treat me like a man...

Artfldgr said...

Lesson 1: How to hide in Canada

Artfldgr said...

Lumberjack Sheik...

Artfldgr said...

The Lumberjack Song - Monty Python's Flying Circus ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgaRd4d8hOY

Artfldgr said...

Applachia was so poor, when the flannel truck overturned, no one knew where the material went...

Artfldgr said...

Lumberjack? I am a Lumbarjane..

Artfldgr said...

If you think its embarrassing to arrive at a party and wear the same thing as someone else....

Artfldgr said...

At a small bar in the middle of Chelsea nyc...

Artfldgr said...

Manly yes, but we like it too...

Anonymous said...

Twin Peaks after the Supreme Court rules they cannot discriminate based on height and weight.

dadoctah said...

I see at least five different clans represented here, including two by the guy on the left alone. Not a fellow Maxwell in the bunch, though, so I'll keep a respectful distance.

jimmy said...

I cut down trees/I wear high heels
suspenders and a bra;
Oh, I wish I'd been a girlie/just like my dear pa-pa!

Dr. Doom said...

In later years Bob and Doug McKenzie abandoned Canada and opened a bar named 'Hosers' on the south side of Chicago...

Rodney Dill said...

Lumberjackoffs

metalgarth said...

Why yes! We all were on the chess team in school. Why do you ask?