Monday, April 25, 2016

Old Monors Never Die



1. Even at 97, Bill Clinton still insisted on personally "vetting" every intern.
2. "Yeah, I figure she's gonna do an Anna-Nicole Smith on me, but what the hell, I'll be dead anyway. Then, it's my kids problem."
3. "Lunch? No thanks, I'll be eating out later."
4. Grandpa Jones didn't know whether he was pleased to see what a fine young woman his great grandson had turned into or if he just f-cking hated the 21st Century.
5. "I'm so old I can remember when 'Daisy Dukes' were called 'Harriet Tubmans.'

Best of Double the U
Remember little Billy, if you study, work very hard, save your money and invest wisely, you can be a sugar daddy as well.

Best of Submariner
1. Even at 97, Bill Clinton still insisted on personally "vetting" every intern.
1. Even at 97, Bill Clinton still insisted on personally "petting" every intern.

There; I fixed it for you.

Best of Submariner
I see that turning 117 hasn't changed ol' Hugh Hefner a bit.

10 comments:

Double the U said...

Remember little Billy, if you study, work very hard, save your money and invest wisely, you can be a sugar daddy as well.

metalgarth said...

Listen, Tiffany, I think it's time you joined that Dollar Shave Club thing.

metalgarth said...

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not

Mac said...

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Dag nab it! I don't remember what to do next..."

Submariner said...

Once a hound dog, always a hound dog.

Submariner said...

V the K said...
1. Even at 97, Bill Clinton still insisted on personally "vetting" every intern.


1. Even at 97, Bill Clinton still insisted on personally "petting" every intern.

There; I fixed it for you.

Dr. Doom said...

Boy these Edwin Edwards reality shows are really getting predictable... ORA - you'll get this one if you are from Louisiana.

Rodney Dill said...

"Bend over honey.... can't find my dentures.... need to see if I left 'em somewhere."

Submariner said...

I see that turning 117 hasn't changed ol' Hugh Hefner a bit.