Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Carry on

Schneider

1. "Maybe there's a viable presidential candidate over... that way!"

2. "And after you buy me lunch, you can pay for my health care and my Gender Studies degree..." the novelty of dating a Bernie Sanders supporter wore off quickly.

3. "No, take me *that* restroom. I'm genderfying as a Korean woman today."

4.  ♪ Said the hobo to the massive dyke, 'Do you see what I see?' ♪

5. "Carry me! Carry me like Norman Reedus carries The Walking Dead!"

Threadwinner metalgarth
Hernia, you will have. Now to Dairy Queen you take me!

Best of Rodney Dill
That better be a roll of Mentos in your pocket.

Best of GregMan
"Look! Over there! Is that a real conservative? Oh, no, it's just Donald Trump."

Best of Best of
Best guess for this image: personal protective equipment

Thank you Google.

Best of metalgarth
Master Luke, this Common Core Jedi training blows! Let's break out the light sabers and slay some Bernie Bot Droids

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Master Luke, *grunt* I don't mean to *oof* criticize, *grunt* but if you have any *grunt* more cheeseburgers *oof*, they won't call you *grunt* Skywalker anymore, but *grunt* Groundcrawler." Jedi training on day 2, and already there was some personality conflicts.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Watch out! Over there! Look! It's Corvette Summer 2: Electric Boogaloo!" (ORA? It better not be!)

Best of metalgarth
Look an inappropriate Prince meme!

Best of Dr. Doom
Under the new Obama Administration immigration policy, ICE agents are required to give illegal aliens (read under-served future Democrats) piggy back rides into the country...

21 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

That better be a roll of Mentos in your pocket.

GregMan said...

"Look! Over there! Is that a real conservative? Oh, no, it's just Donald Trump."

GregMan said...

"Run, Pegasus, run like the wind!"

Artfldgr said...

I finally found a use for children...

Artfldgr said...

Master, are you sure carrying you around will lead to enlightenment?

Anonymous said...

Best guess for this image: personal protective equipment

Thank you Google.

metalgarth said...

Hernia, you will have. Now to Dairy Queen you take me!

metalgarth said...

Master Luke, this Common Core Jedi training blows! Let's break out the light sabers and slay some Bernie Bot Droids

dadoctah said...

ORA Classic: "Aiieee!!! Gojira!!!"

Anonymous said...

Proof that the Fonze can still commandingly ride a hog. AYYY!

Kaptain Krude said...
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Kaptain Krude said...

"Master Luke, *grunt* I don't mean to *oof* criticize, *grunt* but if you have any *grunt* more cheeseburgers *oof*, they won't call you *grunt* Skywalker anymore, but *grunt* Groundcrawler." Jedi training on day 2, and already there was some personality conflicts.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Watch out! Over there! Look! It's Corvette Summer 2: Electric Boogaloo!" (ORA? It better not be!)

Jay Guevara said...

Visual metaphor for the welfare state.

Mac said...

He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

metalgarth said...

Look an inappropriate Prince meme!

Dr. Doom said...

Under the new Obama Administration immigration policy, ICE agents are required to give illegal aliens (read under-served future Democrats) piggy back rides into the country...

Kaptain Krude said...

"I bet Han won't be complaining about the smell of *this* Taun-Taun, will he?"

Rodney Dill said...


...and I don't want a pickle...
I just wanna ride on my motor-cickle.

and I don't wanna die.
I just wanna ride on my motor.... sigh.... cle...

Rodney Dill said...

You shoulda thought of that before we left.

sarah lee said...

A strong woman is a woman determined to do something others are determined not be done. See the link below for more info.

#determined
www.ufgop.org