Friday, April 01, 2016
Somewhere, a whorehouse is missing its parlor curtains.
1. This bit was lot funnier when Carol Burnett did it.
2. The most shocking part of a Madonna concert these days and when she shows the audience her boogers.
3. "OK, Audience... now the next part of my show was inspired by a recent trip to Tijuana. Bring out the donkey."
4, "Who called me an old whore? Why, I have half a mind to smack you with a colostomy bag full of dildos."
5. "I'd like point out my children in the audience. 'Hi, kids. Mommy loves you.' And now, I'll perform 'Justify My Love' while my dancers give me a bukkake facial."
Best of GregMan
"Vote for Hillary or I'll touch you with my STD-infested finger!"
Best of jimmy
"All washed up? Smell my finger and you won't say that."
Best of Best of
Like a curmudgeon, pointing out your ev-er-y flaw!
Best of Whacko
"Yaaa! I'm 6 hours late for the concert and you bitches are still in your seats. Who's your mama?!"
Best of Dactyl
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"
Chelsea fires up the troops for Hillary.
Best of Rodney Dill
Dr. Frankenfurter from the new Rocky Whore Picture Show.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Sir Elton... don't you pretend you don't hear me," shouted Madonna, "You better bring back my leather bustier corset with the built in cone bra, and this time make sure it is dry cleaned first!"
Best of Submariner