Wednesday, April 27, 2016
TFG in a Lavender Power Tie
1. "And I spent almost twenty minutes bowing to your wives before I realized it was garbage day and they were just some Hefty bags."
2. "Can I just say, your majesty, what a pleasure it is being your bitch."
3. "Your Majesty... I, um.... would like to have a serious discussion with you on the rights of gay people and religious minorities in your country. HA! Head fake. I came here to apologize for Amerikka. Had you, um, going there for a second, didn't I?"
4. The Saudi King was all prepared to give Obama hell for the dumpster fires his policies had created across the Middle East, but was won over by his flawless Urkel impression. "Did I do that?"
5. "Don't worry, I got them all wee-weed up over letting trannies use the wrong bathroom; they'll never notice the coming Islamic takeover, Allah be Praised!"
Best of Steve O
So, uh, I was watching CNN the other day, and they had a story about ISIS, which I like to call ISIL. Do you guys know anything about that?
Best of Dr. Doom
"I know it is your custom, Your Excellency," wheedled Mr. Obama, "But it really wasn't wise to tell Michelle she cannot drive here. I will speak to the State Department about replacing the casbah..."
Best of jimmy
"Three million for the Klingon woman, and it's a deal."
"Oh, um....okay. Will you accept a post-dated check?"
--Proof positive that Obama can negotiate a good deal when properly motivated
Best of Jay Guevara
"When you said, 'I do,' you made me the happiest man in the world."
Best of Dr. Doom
"No, we don't have a Man Country franchise in Riyadh Mr. President," replied His Majesty, "and I have no idea what this Hardon Collider you speak of is..."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Mecca lecca high,
Mecca hiney ho."