Wednesday, April 27, 2016

TFG in a Lavender Power Tie



1. "And I spent almost twenty minutes bowing to your wives before I realized it was garbage day and they were just some Hefty bags."

2. "Can I just say, your majesty, what a pleasure it is being your bitch."

3. "Your Majesty... I, um.... would like to have a serious discussion with you on the rights of gay people and religious minorities in your country. HA! Head fake. I came here to apologize for Amerikka. Had you, um, going there for a second, didn't I?"

4. The Saudi King was all prepared to give Obama hell for the dumpster fires his policies had created across the Middle East, but was won over by his flawless Urkel impression. "Did I do that?"

5. "Don't worry, I got them all wee-weed up over letting trannies use the wrong bathroom; they'll never notice the coming Islamic takeover, Allah be Praised!"



Best of Steve O
So, uh, I was watching CNN the other day, and they had a story about ISIS, which I like to call ISIL. Do you guys know anything about that?

Best of Dr. Doom
"I know it is your custom, Your Excellency," wheedled Mr. Obama, "But it really wasn't wise to tell Michelle she cannot drive here. I will speak to the State Department about replacing the casbah..."

Best of jimmy
"Three million for the Klingon woman, and it's a deal."
"Oh, um....okay. Will you accept a post-dated check?"

--Proof positive that Obama can negotiate a good deal when properly motivated

Best of Jay Guevara
"When you said, 'I do,' you made me the happiest man in the world."

Best of Dr. Doom
"No, we don't have a Man Country franchise in Riyadh Mr. President," replied His Majesty, "and I have no idea what this Hardon Collider you speak of is..."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Mecca lecca high,
Mecca hiney ho."

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lavenders blue, dilly dilly, lavenders green
When I am king, dilly dilly
You will be queen...

Steve O said...

So, uh, I was watching CNN the other day, and they had a story about ISIS, which I like to call ISIL. Do you guys know anything about that?

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

"I know it is your custom, Your Excellency," wheedled Mr. Obama, "But it really wasn't wise to tell Michelle she cannot drive here. I will speak to the State Department about replacing the casbah..."

jimmy said...

"Three million for the Klingon woman, and it's a deal."
"Oh, um....okay. Will you accept a post-dated check?"

--Proof positive that Obama can negotiate a good deal when properly motivated

Steve O said...

"Where is the, uh, ladies room?"

jimmy said...

"Ironically, Mr. Obama, I have this same dress in that very shade of lavender."
"I know, your excellency. And all the White House towels are the same color as that one on your head."

Jay Guevara said...

"When you said, 'I do,' you made me the happiest man in the world."

Dr. Doom said...

"No, we don't have a Man Country franchise in Riyadh Mr. President," replied His Majesty, "and I have no idea what this Hardon Collider you speak of is..."

Dr. Doom said...

"So, Your Highness, Michele and I, well mainly Michele, were, um, wondering, if, um, we could get some, um, BBQ spareribs and pulled pork sent on up to the, ahh, presidential suite for a midnight snack tonight," queried the President?

Rodney Dill said...

"Mecca lecca high,
Mecca hiney ho."

Steve O said...

Psst... hey, about that whole "death to all Jews" thing... that's just a joke right?