Friday, April 22, 2016

Toga! Toga! Toga!


1. Hillary's inaugural was a low-key affair compared to Barack Obama's.

2. A modern feminist tries to make a sandwich.

3. The First Transgender Olympics are off to a great start.

4. "Them steaks ready yet? Damn you, woman!"

5. ORA: J.J. Abrams remake of Manos: The Hands of Fate was a surprising misfire.

9 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

Those "Cross Your Heart" bras really are something, aren't they?

Anonymous said...

"Hey, the Constitution burns really well!"

dadoctah said...

It started when Caitlyn agreed to do a cameo in the remake of "Can't Stop The Music", and then things just sort of got out of hand.

Dr. Doom said...

After her election, Hillary's intern initiation rituals got more and more elaborate. This one was pretty classy until Bill showed up riding a donkey...

Anonymous said...

I said "Bud Light"...

jimmy said...

Hillary's concubines make quick work of the transcripts to her $600k speeches to lobbyists.

Kaptain Krude said...

"And thus, I demonstrate that with a little extra jet fuel, *fwoosh*, fire doesn't melt steel, and thus, the WTC was not brought down by the supposed 'two airplane theory'. I now await your questions." Even in this alternate reality, Hot (and thin) Rosie O'Donnell is still bat-shit crazy.

Dr. Doom said...

The ghost of democracy future shows us what Amerikkka will look like three years into a Sanders Presidency. At first glance it looks pretty pleasant until you realize everyone is now cooking on campfires in the ruins of the infrastructure and the girls are not part of some elaborate ceremony - they're what's for dinner...

Steve O said...

The inauguration planners will be ready whether Clinton or Trump is the nominee.