Tuesday, May 10, 2016
And Now a Little Something for the Ladies
1. Any bathroom he uses becomes automatically unisex.
2. When you let your pubes go for so long they take over your head.
3. The body that says "I have never played a sport or engaged in physical labor of any kind and Bernie Sanders is Teh Awesome."
4. The reason "Male Feminist Slash Fic" is not a genre.
5. This guy has been in the Friend Zone for so long he can give tours.
6. Bus station bath rooms, the Business End of a glory hole...he's versatile like that.
Best of dadoctah
I'd like to know just what the hell Stan Lee was thinking....
Best of David
"Hey, girl, you wanna see my testicles? They're at home in a jar on the mantle."
Best of Dr. Doom
Where is the Westboro Baptist Church when you really need them?
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The only thing that could possibly redeem Jamaican Screech here is if the words "means gettin' in the kitchen and makin' me a sammich" appear on his pasty back.
Best of Dactyl
Why is his face on that fat chick's red sweater?
Best of metalgarth
I do have a spare tampon in my pocket! Why do you ask?
Best of Best of
Relax, because of political correctness at colleges you can't draw penises or write "fag" when someone passes out, this is the current punishment for being the first one to pass out.