Tuesday, May 10, 2016

And Now a Little Something for the Ladies



1. Any bathroom he uses becomes automatically unisex.
2. When you let your pubes go for so long they take over your head.
3. The body that says "I have never played a sport or engaged in physical labor of any kind and Bernie Sanders is Teh Awesome."
4.  The reason "Male Feminist Slash Fic" is not a genre.
5. This guy has been in the Friend Zone for so long he can give tours.
6. Bus station bath rooms, the Business End of a glory hole...he's versatile like that.



Best of dadoctah
I'd like to know just what the hell Stan Lee was thinking....

Best of David
"Hey, girl, you wanna see my testicles? They're at home in a jar on the mantle."

Best of Dr. Doom
Where is the Westboro Baptist Church when you really need them?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The only thing that could possibly redeem Jamaican Screech here is if the words "means gettin' in the kitchen and makin' me a sammich" appear on his pasty back.

Best of Dactyl
Why is his face on that fat chick's red sweater?

Best of metalgarth
I do have a spare tampon in my pocket! Why do you ask?

Best of Best of
Relax, because of political correctness at colleges you can't draw penises or write "fag" when someone passes out, this is the current punishment for being the first one to pass out.

18 comments:

dadoctah said...

I'd like to know just what the hell Stan Lee was thinking....

Jay Guevara said...

A desperate but ultimately futile attempt to get laid. Few women are into trans-species sex.

David said...

"Hey, girl, you wanna see my testicles? They're at home in a jar on the mantle."

David said...

"Hey, girl, what do you mean, crying and apologizing for having a penis isn't foreplay?!"

Dr. Doom said...

Where is the Westboro Baptist Church when you really need them?

Dr. Doom said...

New Age Superhero Truth or Dare:

Androgeny Boy learns the hard way never to challenge the PMS Avenger...

Son Of The Godfather said...

The only thing that could possibly redeem Jamaican Screech here is if the words "means gettin' in the kitchen and makin' me a sammich" appear on his pasty back.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Howard Stern tried anything and everything to get laid in high school.

Dactyl said...

Why is his face on that fat chick's red sweater?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Yes, we all pretty much equate "Feminism" with facial hair and nerd specs.

Anonymous said...

We know, we know.

Jay Guevara said...

Come back, John Wayne. All is forgiven.

Kaptain Krude said...

... a *very* little something for the ladies!

GregMan said...

Voted "Least Likely To Get Laid", Class of '16.

metalgarth said...

I do have a spare tampon in my pocket! Why do you ask?

Anonymous said...

Relax, because of political correctness at colleges you can't draw penises or write "fag" when someone passes out, this is the current punishment for being the first one to pass out.

Kaptain Krude said...

The only argument for nipples on men being superfluous.

Jay Guevara said...

His chin looks like what he's trying so desperately to get, but never will.