Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Another Subway Book



1. The title of Pat Nixon's Memoirs did not age well.

2. An anthology of stories by Sandra Fluke, Andrew Sullivan, Monica Lewinsky, Bristol Palin, George Michael, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Clay Aiken, Ryan Seacrest, Dame Judi Dench, Eddie Murphy, Li'l Wayne, with a foreword by former Senator Larry Craig,

3. ORA: Leonard Nimoy's sequel to I Don't Love Dick.

4. Fun With Dick and Jane updated for Millennials.

5. The book is okay, but the illustrations by H.R. Giger are outstanding.

Best of Best of
This is an unexpectedly long book.

Best of Rodney Dill
Melville really hit it out of the park with this one.

Best of Rodney Dill
Who would've thought Kissinger's autobiography would be such a big seller.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
From the "Perpetually Sticky" Lindsey Graham collection.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Written by Barney Frank and Prefaced by Roe Hypnol.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
And I bring my copy of "I Love Vagina" and get booted... Stupid church.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Elizabeth Montgomery's tell-all about the actors who have portrayed her husband.

Best of Dr. Doom
George Takei's autobiography was quite the page turner - especially the chapter, That Goes in the Pants - Sulu and McCoy's Excellent Adventure...

Best of Submariner
Cosmo Book Editor review: "Not bad while it lasted, but eventually unsatisfying; left me wanting more..."

Best of Rodney Dill
...but the epilogue left a bad taste in her mouth.

Best of dadoctah
ORA: "Don't go! It's a cookbook!"

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is that the title of the new George Takei autobiography?

Anonymous said...

If you must, you must.

Anonymous said...

This sure is a long book.

dadoctah said...

It's the first volume of a collaborative project between Kurt Cobain's widow and the author of the book that "Blade Runner" was based on.

Rodney Dill said...

(subtitle)
Ishmael visits the Enumclaw Seaworld.

Rodney Dill said...

Melville really hit it out of the park with this one.

Rodney Dill said...

Who would've thought Kissinger's autobiography would be such a big seller.

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...

"Now I'd like to show you something I call me ol' Bamboo."

Rodney Dill said...

Assorted Songs by Dick Cheney

Oil land for lease or rent,
Haliburton's money spent.
No more Veep perks to get,
No C-I-A secrets.
Ah, but 8 years Iraq war gloom
left a capital without no room
for a man that's mean and more mean
Dick of the Road.

No Pentagon, no airforce planes
No more political games,
I wear brand new shirts and shoes,
Ain't got not Congress blues,
Cuban stogies I keep around
For my friends that didn't let me down
I'm a man of means and more means,
Dick of the Road.

I know many CEO's and call them by name
Helpin' their business all for GOP gain.
And every contributor
in every town,
And every friend that I ain't shot
When I've been around, I sing...

Oil land for lease or rent,
Haliburton's money spent.
No more Veep perks to get,
But it ain't no big secret
that 8 years Iraq war gloom
left a capital without no room
for a man that's mean and more mean
Dick of the Road.

Rodney Dill said...

I Love Dick.... but eight if enough.

Rodney Dill said...

Did everything come out all right in the end?

Is that a hard read?

"It's more just a pamphlet really." "Size doesn't matter"

Son Of The Godfather said...

From the "Perpetually Sticky" Lindsey Graham collection.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Written by Barney Frank and Prefaced by Roe Hypnol.

Son Of The Godfather said...

And I bring my copy of "I Love Vagina" and get booted... Stupid church.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Elizabeth Montgomery's tell-all about the actors who have portrayed her husband.

GregMan said...

Obama's post-presidential memoirs?

Dr. Doom said...

George Takei's autobiography was quite the page turner - especially the chapter, That Goes in the Pants - Sulu and McCoy's Excellent Adventure...

Submariner said...

Cosmo Book Editor review:
"Not bad while it lasted, but eventually unsatisfying; left me wanting more..."

Rodney Dill said...

...but the epilogue left a bad taste in her mouth.

Rodney Dill said...

...but the epilogue left a bad taste in her mouth.

dadoctah said...

ORA: "Don't go! It's a cookbook!"