Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Bathroom Break



1. "Gawd, I hate using the bathrooms at Target."

2. "So, Lloyd, how are things going with that Thai mail-order bride?"

3. The Safe School Czar's advice on finding love seems to work for straight people, too.

4. The couple in the back isn't bothering him. It just really sank in that his choices are Trump or Hillary.

5. "Sheesh, I remember when you could go into a Rest Area men's room and get blown by another dude. I f--kin' hate this century."

5 comments:

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

ahhh - she's nowhere Near Climax.......

Steve O said...

It just goes to show that even if your head is on sideways, you can still get a girl. If you can corner her in the men's room.

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey you two, bathrooms are not for heterosexual contact,". thought Bruce. More unintended consequences of liberal policy making...

Dr. Doom said...

"What's that?" asked Bob. "You are a transsexual, lesbian, genderqueer, and you are identifying as Mary Poppins' gay younger sister today? Oh, well, carry on then - you are well within the spirit of the Executive Order..."

Kaptain Krude said...

"That's not how you wash your hands," Gary thought to himself. "That's not how you wash your hands at all!"