Friday, May 20, 2016

In the Tank for President Orangey


1. "Get out now, he'll only hurt you. Believe me, I know." - Chris Matthews.

2. I haven't seen a look on a face like that since Ronda Rousey modeled lingerie for Rachel Maddow.

3. "... And then, Sean, once you complete the series and become 'clear,' you then become a Level III Operating Thetan."

4. "You did me a big favor by turning your radio and TV shows into eight months of solid infomercials for my campaign. In gratitude, your death will be swift when The Purges start."

5. "Is this really your bedroom, Hannity? Good Lord, man, you have creeped me the f--k out."

7 comments:

metalgarth said...

Oompa Loompa Doompita Doo, Hannity kisses an ass or two....

Mac said...

Hey Don can I get some of your DNA on my blue jacket?

metalgarth said...

Or if you are a Futurama fan: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Louche... Donald Trump is a GIANT DOUCHE"

metalgarth said...

Their safe word is "SANDERS"

Dr. Doom said...

"...and wipe that smirk off you face, Hannity," ordered Mr. Trump, "I'm not that fond of Irish immigrants either..."

GregMan said...

"And rest assured, Sean, once I am elected I will get to the bottom of where the Best Ofs are."

Anonymous said...

"Sallow it...SWALLOW IT!!!"