Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Is This How They Say 'Good Morning' Where You Come From?



1. The Democrats aren't even subtle about it any more.

2. "Mind if I pet your gerbil?"

3. "Oh, you Americans and your silly notions of personal space."

4. "Obamacare surprise mandatory prostate exam!"

5. Missed Connections: "I was wearing white shorts. You felt up my ass at the bar. Call me."

Best of Russ in Oregon
Tell me. Have you ever sen the Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris?

Best of Best of
V the K searching through the archives for material to recycle and hoping no one notices.

Best of Dr. Doom
Pop Culture 101 Quiz
(Choose the best answer.)
This picture is an illustration from ________.
a) the Obamacare Health Code Subsection 427,Approved Methods for Treating Anal Leakage
b) an IRS training video.
c) Anthony Weiner's latest twitter feed.
d) a draft of President Obama's next Executive Order.

Best of George Papoon
Another TSA agent on his day off practicing the newest procedures.

Best of metalgarth
First, I Melvin them and if that doesn't work I go full Bill Cosby

Best of dadoctah
Neil and Fiona are into what they call "Muppet roleplaying".

Best of GregMan
"Dang it, I know my car keys are in here somewhere"

16 comments:

Submariner said...

DNP Leadership 101, Lesson the First;
This is improper technique.

The wallet is either in a purse or back pocket. this gentleman has obviously missed his proper target.

Blame the Republicans anyways if caught.

Anonymous said...

Tell me. Have you ever sen the Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris?


.............Russ in Oregon

DoubletheU said...

ORA: "Ass pennies"

Anonymous said...

V the K searching through the archives for material to recycle and hoping no one notices.

Dr. Doom said...

Pop Culture 101 Quiz
(Choose the best answer.)

This picture is an illustration from ________.

a) the Obamacare Health Code Subsection 427,Approved Methods for Treating Anal Leakage
b) an IRS training video.
c) Anthony Weiner's latest twitter feed.
d) a draft of President Obama's next Executive Order.

Rodney Dill said...

Up at the Crack of Dawn

Rodney Dill said...

Up at the Crack of Dawn

John Schneider said...

Charles Johnson has an incurable wedgie.

George Papoon said...

Another TSA agent on his day off practicing the newest procedures.

metalgarth said...

First, I Melvin them and if that doesn't work I go full Bill Cosby

dadoctah said...

Neil and Fiona are into what they call "Muppet roleplaying".

GregMan said...

"Dang it, I know my car keys are in here somewhere"

jimmy said...

A Trump operative finally finds the Rose Law firm records.

Steve O said...

Just getting another olive for his martini.

Steve O said...

He's just looking for his watch.

Kaptain Krude said...

Worst. puppet. ever.