1. "OMG! They want *how much* for KY jelly? Guess I'll have to go with store brand."
2. Ang Lee's personal houseboy shops for sundries.
3. For obvious reasons, not all of Donald Trump's children join him on the campaign trail.
4. "Excuse me, son. I represent the North Carolina Board of Tourism. Would you be interested in starring in a series of commercials to demonstrate why we enacted that law?"
5. "I hope this store doesn't do a body cavity search. Then again, I kinda hope they do."
Best of David
People of Wal-Mart, Thailand Edition
Best of Submariner
Think this is kinky? His REAL fetish is indulged in during his day job as an Obamacare enrollment website navigation consultant.
Best of GregMan
I see Obama's Safe School Czar is shopping for school supplies again...
Best of Mr Hankey
i give up. I have no idea in which bathroom to stick this dude.
Best of Best of
It's so hard to find a bottle with the right taper to it.