Monday, May 16, 2016

Meanwhile, in Main Engineering

Schneider



1. JM J Bullock's audition for the role of Kirk went tits-up when he saw a spider.

2. "Hmmm, usually they don't start crying until after I tell them where this is going to go."

3. The Joss Whedon reboot of Star Trek was pretty much the tombstone on the whole franchise.

4. "My giant cappuccino foamer will protect us."

5. "Next week: Donald Trump's hairpiece achieves sentience and terrorizes the Enterprise crew."

Best of Steve O
"Set phase rifle to orgasm."

Best of David
"Relax. You're not wearing a red shirt, so you'll live to see the closing credits."

Best of David
We've secretly replaced Jim Kirk's coffee with third-wave feminism. Let's see if he notices...

Best of Dr. Doom
O star date 1391.7 Nurse Chapel set her Vibromaster 4000 to kill. Sulu mysteriously left the show for several weeks after that...

Best of Rodney Dill
"I guess you're gonna wanna start using the men's room too."

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here's a picture that deserves a caption.

http://www.theamericanmirror.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Christina-Aguilera-Hillary-Clinton-768x428.jpg

http://www.theamericanmirror.com/video-christina-aguilera-laughs-hillary-clinton-staring-breasts/

Russ in Oregon

Passionate Conservative said...

You're gonna put that where?

Steve O said...

"Set phase rifle to orgasm."

David said...

"Relax. You're not wearing a red shirt, so you'll live to see the closing credits."

David said...

We've secretly replaced Jim Kirk's coffee with third-wave feminism. Let's see if he notices...

Dr. Doom said...

On star date 1391.7 Nurse Chapel set her Vibromaster 4000 to kill. Sulu mysteriously left the show for several weeks after that...

Rodney Dill said...

Hell hath not fury like a woman gorn-ed

Rodney Dill said...

"I guess you're gonna wanna start using the men's room too."