Monday, May 23, 2016

Mr. Sanders (will) Tear Down this Wall!


1. Fed Up with his increasingly disruptive behavior, the Democrat Party gave Bernie a timeout.
2. Bernie at last locates the prison where Hillary was holding the Super-Delegates.
3. "OMG, there are like 80,000,000 unregistered Democrat voters on the other side of this wall. We must find a way to get them in!"
4. It then occurred to Bernie that if he ever really did implement socialism, he was going to need this wall to keep people in.
5. Three years into his term, President Sanders inspects the walls of Gulag #32 (formerly, the state of Kansas).

Best of Artfldgr
Sanders was happy the BLM were behind the fence in the approved freedom of speech area...

Best of Artfldgr
Upon arriving at the convention hall, sanders finds that he lost his invitation and no one remembered him...

Best of Artfldgr
Ok OK Trump, i was wrong, you can build a wall, now can you let me back in?

Best of dadoctah
ORA: *knock* *knock* *knock* "Penny?"
*knock* *knock* *knock* "Penny?"
*knock* *knock* *knock* "Penny?"

Best of jimmy
These old folks always show up at the mall before we have a chance to raise the security gates. Why can't they wait until 9am?? Like Sears is *really* going to run out of your old-man boxer shorts?

Best of Mr Hankey
Snake Plissken returns in "Escape From Vermont"

Best of Dr. Doom
"This will make a fine reeducation camp," thought Mr. Sanders...

Best of Best of
Come on, open up, I have coupon that expires today.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Sanders smash! Smash wall! Sanders tear down wall! *yawn* Sanders sleepy! Sanders... zzzz

16 comments:

GregMan said...

ORA: I remember the monkey and monolith scene in 2001 a bit differently.

GregMan said...

A senile Bernie Sanders wonders why he can't open the window.

Artfldgr said...

Next time i visit i will bring you a bagel momma...

Artfldgr said...

Sanders was happy the BLM were behind the fence in the approved freedom of speech area...

Artfldgr said...

Upon arriving at the convention hall, sanders finds that he lost his invitation and no one remembered him...

Artfldgr said...

Fritz, they killed fritz..

Artfldgr said...

Saint Peter told Sanders this is the best he can do...

Artfldgr said...

Ok OK Trump, i was wrong, you can build a wall, now can you let me back in?

dadoctah said...

ORA: *knock* *knock* *knock* "Penny?"
*knock* *knock* *knock* "Penny?"
*knock* *knock* *knock* "Penny?"

jimmy said...

These old folks always show up at the mall before we have a chance to raise the security gates. Why can't they wait until 9am?? Like Sears is *really* going to run out of your old-man boxer shorts?

Mr Hankey said...

Snake Plissken returns in "Escape From Vermont"

Dr. Doom said...

"This will make a fine reeducation camp," thought Mr. Sanders...

Dr. Doom said...

Marx wuz here and the workers are still lazy.

Bernie reads the graffiti written on Trumps wall...

metalgarth said...

No Grandpa Bernie this isn't the Vietnam Veterans Memorial and besides you would have fought on the other side anyways.

Anonymous said...

Come on, open up, I have coupon that expires today.

Kaptain Krude said...

Sanders smash! Smash wall! Sanders tear down wall! *yawn* Sanders sleepy! Sanders... zzzz