Friday, May 06, 2016

"My God, It's Full of Stars!"

Schneider




1. Butt Inflation Woman discovers her mutant power.

2. "Damn it, Billy, just because it's called 'fisting' doesn't mean you use your actual fist!"

3. "And you did it without both hands and a flashlight. I'm proud of you, Billy."

4. Linda's odd fetish for young guys with beer guts led to both her teaching job in the Kentucky Public Schools and her subsequent jail term.

5. "My hamster!"

Best of dadoctah
"Yo! Mix-A-Lot! Come check this out!"

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
Lemiwinks wants out......

Best of Passionate Conservative
"It winked at me!"

Best of jimmy
Little Timmy's introduction to Explosive Diarrhea in 3-2-1....

Best of dadoctah
Put your ear next to it and you can hear the ocean....

Best of Mac
"...find my keys and we'll drive out."

Best of John Schneider
Gee you got a big cooter! Gee you got a big cooter!

Why'd you say it twice?

I didn't

Best of Rodney Dill
I thought the sun never shined there.

14 comments:

dadoctah said...

"Yo! Mix-A-Lot! Come check this out!"

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Lemiwinks wants out......

Passionate Conservative said...

"It winked at me!"

Anonymous said...

Kaitlyn is a brave, beautiful & courageous woman!

jimmy said...

Little Timmy's introduction to Explosive Diarrhea in 3-2-1....

dadoctah said...

Put your ear next to it and you can hear the ocean....

Mac said...

"...find my keys and we'll drive out."

Whacko said...

"Hey! I think I see Jimmy Hoffa!"

John Schneider said...

Gee you got a big cooter! Gee you got a big cooter!

Why'd you say it twice?

I didn't

ORA

Rodney Dill said...

That better beep when it backs up.

Rodney Dill said...

That better beep when it backs up.

Dactyl said...

Scuba diver thought bubble: "You're gonna need a longer snorkel, kid."

Rodney Dill said...

"Uh.... Is that a Fiddler or Hermit?"

Rodney Dill said...

I thought the sun never shined there.