Friday, May 20, 2016

Om Nom Nom Nom


1. rigglypuff wasn't so bad before the all-cookie-dough diet.
2. Seeing the Trump-Hillary choice, an unsurprising number of voters have chosen suicide-through-chocking-to-death-on-cookie-dough.
3. Make fun all you want, but this is pretty much me when McRib is back.

9 comments:

dadoctah said...

I don't see the problem. One lump of dough in each hand. That makes it a balanced meal.

Anonymous said...

Sesame Street moved quickly to replace Cookie Monster after he made homophobic comments on Twitter about Bert and Ernie.

metalgarth said...

Why yes I do want to have Sam and Ella over for dinner. Why do you ask?

jimmy said...

Feeling dirty, guilty, and despondent after casting your vote in this month's state primary? Duncan Hines has a cure for that.

Helping ambivalent voters through election cycles since 1938.

Kaptain Krude said...

Great moments in History #486: "Leave... mmfff... leave Brit... mmff, that's so good... leave Brittney... mmfff, I'm so glad I got the ones, mf, with extra chips... leave Brittany alone!"

Artfldgr said...

Famous amos has nuttin on me...

David said...

Look, lady, you can eat all of Senator Sanders' crap you want. Just don't expect us to believe you when you say it's yummy.

Dr. Doom said...

In her autobiography President Hillary Clinton revealed that the secret to success in politics is to convince your base that the $hit you are shoveling is really chocolate chip cookie dough...

Kaptain Krude said...

Yes, yes, I agree, Star Wars: The Force Awakens is absolutely mesmerizing and worth watching over and over again, but the cookie dough is much too much.