Friday, May 13, 2016

Sith Lives Matter



1. "Selling single cigarettes illegally to avoid state taxation? You're goin' down, boy."

2. "Pull my finger... it is your destiny."

3. Constable Jones had a certain fetish for black helmets which was well-known at Man's Country.

Best of Dr. Doom
"I am your father," pointed out Lord Vader dramatically, "...and yours, and yours, and yours too... I never should have attended the backstage party at that Madonna concert..."

Best of GregMan
"I sense something, a presence I've not felt since the last time I was cuffed and arrested."

Best of Steve O
The Emperor figures out that the terrorist attack on the Death Star was an inside job.

Best of David
I'm not the Sith Lord you're looking for. I said, I'm not the...crap. Obi-Wan never did teach me that."

Best of Steve O
"I find your lack of probably cause disturbing."

12 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"I am your father," pointed out Lord Vader dramatically, "...and yours, and yours, and yours too... I never should have attended the backstage party at that Madonna concert..."

Dr. Doom said...

In a tragic mistake, Constable Jones mistook the Sith Lord for Beldar Conehead and gave him the traditional Remulaki greeting. His day went rapidly downhill from there...

dadoctah said...

I was under the impression that you were much taller.

Rodney Dill said...

Where is the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

Rodney Dill said...

Take your hands off me or I'll sue. I've retained Crane, Poole and Schmidt, experts in interstellar law.

GregMan said...

"I find your lack of proper police technique disturbing"

GregMan said...

"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Police Force.

GregMan said...

"I sense something, a presence I've not felt since the last time I was cuffed and arrested."

Steve O said...

I find your lack of cooperation disturbing.

Steve O said...

The Emperor figures out that the terrorist attack on the Death Star was an inside job.

David said...

"I'm not the Sith Lord you're looking for. I said, I'm not the...crap. Obi-Wan never did teach me that."

Steve O said...

"I find your lack of probably cause disturbing."