Wednesday, June 01, 2016

Air Dog



1. "If you kick my seat one more time, I swear to Dog I'll chew your face off."

2. Some furry costumes are way better than others.

3. "Dammit, I ordered a seven-and-seven 20 minutes ago. Where is that Flight Whore?"

4. "For the last time, I'm not her. Do you really think Sarah Jessica Parker flies coach?"

5. "This a great airline ... for me to poop on!"

Best of dadoctah
"Oh, sure, you reroute the flight and put Muslims off for clearing their throats, but lycanthropy you've got no problem with."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"You're going down, Jerry", Brian thought to the prisoner 3 seats back. "Once we land, it's just a few hours until I take the witness stand, and then your butt is mine, Jerry."

Best of Best of
 What? Everybody farts. Get over it.

Best of GregMan
"The joke's on you, buddy. I'm the co-pilot."

Best of Submariner
"Of course I fly free, dude. I'm the pilot's guide dog when he's not in the cockpit..."

Best of metalgarth
No, I'm not on my way to bomb Pearl Harbor so quit f--kin' asking

Best of Kaptain Krude
I'm so motherf****** tired of these motherf****** cats on this motherf****** plane!

Best of jimmy
"Whose leg do I have to hump to get a bag of peanuts around here?"

14 comments:

dadoctah said...

"Oh, sure, you reroute the flight and put Muslims off for clearing their throats, but lycanthropy you've got no problem with."

Kaptain Krude said...

"You're going down, Jerry", Brian thought to the prisoner 3 seats back. "Once we land, it's just a few hours until I take the witness stand, and then your butt is mine, Jerry."

Kaptain Krude said...

"That's right, Jerry", Brian continued mercilessly. "I know you can hear my thoughts, and I bet you're shocked that I say words that I normally don't say out loud."

Anonymous said...

You all stink of improvised explosives, failure, and fear.
But mostly failure.

And Fear.

And other things we wont talk about.

Anonymous said...

What? Everybody farts. Get over it.

GregMan said...

"Is it just me or do these @*&^# seats get smaller every year?"

GregMan said...

"The joke's on you, buddy. I'm the co-pilot."

jimmy said...

"And don't call me Shirley!"

Submariner said...

"Of course I fly free, dude. I'm the pilot's guide dog when he's not in the cockpit..."

metalgarth said...

No, I'm not on my way to bomb Pearl Harbor so quit f--kin' asking

Anonymous said...

I don't care if you have seen it before, Lassie is what we are watching. grrr.

Kaptain Krude said...

I'm so motherf****** tired of these motherf****** cats on this motherf****** plane!

Dr. Doom said...

"What are you looking at buddy," growled Rex, "If the Chihuahuas can pour into Amerikkka why can't I?"

jimmy said...

"Whose leg do I have to hump to get a bag of peanuts around here?"