Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Bam Zuck

Brender



1. "Let's play Mark Twain. I'll be Zuck Finn and you can be... um, never mind."

2. "I can't wait until we get to Man's Country..."

3. Using this one weird trick, your company can secure 100,000 H-Visas for cheap Indian programmers.

4. "You know why I like you Barry? Because you won't butt-rape me backstage and demand money like all the other guys, will you Barry?"

5. "That was fun. Now let's go tread on some libertarians."

21 comments:

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

The headline in the San Diego Union-Tribune said "Warren, Clinton double team Trump" - damn, why didn't we think of that!!

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Near Climax

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"Zuck, you are a bigger dork than me!!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Strange. I figured Obama would be the one in front and not in back.

Submariner said...

"That.Better.Be.A.Finger.Bammy..."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

♪ Hello mah homie; ♫
♫ Hello mah baby; ♪
♪ Hello mah raghead boy... ♫



(With sincere apologies to Michigan T Frog.)

metalgarth said...

We're going to do something anal in an adult and pleasurable context. Be right back.

Anonymous said...

Okay, Obama will be in the "Oral Orifice" if you need us!

Jay Guevara said...

ORA: "Excuse us, we're now going to engage in some really serious sex."

Jay Guevara said...

"Of course they're showers, why do you ask?"

dadoctah said...

"Nice jewfro, dude."

Anonymous said...

That's Michigan **J** Frog, Submariner! Man, education has really gone to heck since Obama took over.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter which hand you use, as long as you give the salute and shout "Hail Barry!"

Submariner said...

Anonymous said...
That's Michigan **J** Frog, Submariner! Man, education has really gone to heck since Obama took over.


DOH!

jimmy said...

Zuckerberg: "I built that huge wall around my estate to keep the riff-raff out."
Obama: "Great. Can I leave your contractor's name on the desk for the next guy when I leave office?"
[mutual thoughtbubble] "Hypocrite!"

Mr Hankey said...

"Overture, curtans lights, this is it, the night of nights, no more rehearsing and nursing a part, we know every part by heart!"

Kaptain Krude said...

The only thing I have to say is, that's a mighty small pair of hands there.

Kaptain Krude said...

Bam Zuck? More like Bum F*ck, am I right? Huh? Right?

Dr. Doom said...

"I'm ahhh sorry folks, we, ummm, have to go uhh now.," stammered the President, "Mark uhh has ummm, just told me about ahhh an area of the ahhh economy, that I haven't' errr completely ummm f%^@ed up yet..."

Dr. Doom said...

"In a perfect world they would be rushing out of the room saying, "Yes sir Mr. Trump we'll wash it up real good for you sir..."