1. "Let's play Mark Twain. I'll be Zuck Finn and you can be... um, never mind."
2. "I can't wait until we get to Man's Country..."
3. Using this one weird trick, your company can secure 100,000 H-Visas for cheap Indian programmers.
4. "You know why I like you Barry? Because you won't butt-rape me backstage and demand money like all the other guys, will you Barry?"
5. "That was fun. Now let's go tread on some libertarians."