Tuesday, June 21, 2016

"Be vewwy, vewwy quiet..."



1. "Invisible AR-15. Ba-Dow! Ba-Dow!"

2. How can such tiny hands hold such a large imaginary gun?

3. "... and then I aimed my shotgun at the GOP's chances of winning in 2016..."

4. "And then I shot my hairdresser for coloring my hair with Tang breakfast drank."

5. "... and now my impression of Barack Obama fellating Vladimir Putin..."

Best of metalgarth
Everytime "Come on Eileen" gets played on the 80's station, The Donald can't help but do an air fiddle solo. 

Best of Artfldgr
Trump finally had a chance to show off the militaries new stealth rifle
 

Best of jimmy
"Mr. Trump! Tell us...how will you narrow down your list of VP candidates leading up to the convention?"

Best of Mr Hankey
No longer happy just showing his size, Donald decides to proclaim his girth too.

Best of Mr Hankey
Donald shows off the new clothes that only a fool cannot see.


Best of Submariner
"...and for those that somehow manage to climb the wall, I'm gonna give the Marines and Rangers freedom to have live fire exercises..."

 


20 comments:

metalgarth said...

And then Meryl Streep found out the penalty for impersonating the Donald.

metalgarth said...

"I never get tired of playing Wii Bowling"

metalgarth said...

High Capacity Magazine: UR DOIN IT WRONG

metalgarth said...

Everytime "Come on Eileen" gets played on the 80's station, The Donald can't help but do an air fiddle solo.

metalgarth said...

Just practicing for the Rock, Paper, Scissors Olympics.

Artfldgr said...

Trump finally had a chance to show off the militaries new stealth rifle

Artfldgr said...

Slowly i turned, step by step, inch by inch

Artfldgr said...

Just think, if i was in school, i could be suspended for doing this...

Whacko said...

"When I was in the NFL, I gotta tell ya, I was Yuuge! In fact, this was my touchdown move."

jimmy said...

"Mr. Trump! Tell us...how will you narrow down your list of VP candidates leading up to the convention?"

Mr Hankey said...

No longer happy just showing his size, Donald decides to proclaim his girth too.

Mr Hankey said...

Donald shows off the new clothes that only a fool cannot see.

Anonymous said...

Geez. When did Cap This turn into a lame lib site? Vinnie's with Her? Sad!

Mac said...

The Emperor has no guns

Submariner said...

pew-pew-pew?

Nah;

BLAM! BLAM! ! BLAM! ! !

Submariner said...

"...and for those that somehow manage to climb the wall, I'm gonna give the Marines and Rangers freedom to have live fire exercises..."

Submariner said...

The Art of the Deal, Redux
International Terrorist Version

Dr. Doom said...

Mr. Trump explains Obama Administration boroder protection policy trhough the medium of pantomime...

Rodney Dill said...

"I'll kill da wabbit."

Mr Hankey said...

Is it because of his hairstyle?