Sunday, June 05, 2016

It Came From Switzerland

Brender

1. ORA:  "Quick, we have to rescue the virgin, Connie Swail."

2. The Democratic National Convention finally allows a religious observance.

3. Ang Lee's remake of Manos: The Hands of Fate was... a genuine improvement, akshully.

4. No one on Folsom Street realized that Pride Month had started; they just carried on like it was any other day.

5. I am so sick of movies based on SNL sketches.

18 comments:

dadoctah said...

Andrew Lloyd Weber finally loses it.

GregMan said...

Those European "Who's Got The Best Mustache" contests are getting weirder all the time.

GregMan said...

ORA: The Ang Lee remake of "The Trouble With Tribbles" went about as expected.

Submariner said...

When Ang Lee re-imagined Shelob, it went about as you'd expect. But Elijah Wood was thrilled with the changes and kept asking everybody "When do I get to be injected with venom?"

Submariner said...

So what, exactly, is the plot line of the new Will Ferrell movie?

Artfldgr said...

mummenschanz the remake in a ghillie suit...
Brought to you by the people who made the feminist Ghost Busters

Artfldgr said...

Cousin IT had a family reunion...

Artfldgr said...

Sesame street was never the same after henson died and elmo went to prison for pederasty...

Artfldgr said...

After the victims of the disaster cracked open the cases of clothes given to them by FEMA, there was much rejoicing

Artfldgr said...

Obama hated the black pajamas of China and wanted Michelle to come up with new school uniforms for the schools... the rest, cough cough, was herstory...

Artfldgr said...

The Flagellants of the new left rediscover the hairsuit...

Artfldgr said...

Some people are a gender unto themselves...

Artfldgr said...

Boy were we surprised when we arrived at our childs parent teacher conference...

Artfldgr said...

All i ever wanted to be was a Afghan Hound...

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

"This meeting of the Berkeley City Council will now come to order," intoned the Chairthing, "First a little housekeeping, the restrooms are down the hall to your left, you may use the facility corresponding to your gender identity. If you are identifying as a non-human today, you may go outside - but stay off the grass as the flora have rights too and may find the experience degrading... unless of course the flora is into that sort of thing, in which case you may carry on as mutually agreed. Everyone got that? Ok now onto business, when we adjourned, we had a motion on the floor to make the airspace above Berkeley, CA a gun free zone..."

Mr Hankey said...

Saturday morning TV during the new Clinton Administration features an all new HR Pufnstuf.