Tuesday, June 07, 2016

Jamie Perez Gumm


1. "Would you vote for me? I'd vote for me. I'd vote for me so hard!"
2. "Yo, Dawg, we heard you like c-nts and p-ssy, so we made a suit of c-nts and put it on a p-ssy."
3. Edna Mode has lost her freakin' mind.
4. When infiltrating the New York Times, it's important to blend in.
5. The Abstinence Movement unveils its new line of sleepwear.

Best of GregMan
"I wear this when I absolutely don't want to have an erection. It works great!"

Best of jimmy
The new "face" of prison jumpsuits in the 21st century!

Best of Russ in Oregon
Pajama Boy has a new gig

Best of Son Of The Godfather
A single can of hairspray and a Bic lighter could prove entertaining.

10 comments:

GregMan said...

"I wear this when I absolutely don't want to have an erection. It works great!"

jimmy said...

The new "face" of prison jumpsuits in the 21st century!

Anonymous said...

Pajama Boy has a new gig
http://s3-origin-images.politico.com/2013/12/18/131218_lowry_pajamaboy.jpg


.............Russ in Oregon

Dr. Doom said...

And now this: Brittany Gray has lost all hope of remaining near climax...

Mac said...

I'd kick his balls off if he had any.

Son Of The Godfather said...

A single can of hairspray and a Bic lighter could prove entertaining.

Kaptain Krude said...

Google "nightmare fuel". One hit, but boy, it's a doozy.

I am a robot. said...

Wow, I have not heard the term "fag-hag" in a long time.

Dactyl said...

Give him a break. He's only wearing it to cover up his Rosie O'Donnell tattoo.

Dr. Doom said...

"Is that an e-mail server in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" Brucie gets propositioned at the DNC Top Model Contest...