Wednesday, June 15, 2016
Point and Laugh
1. The grin that says "I can't believe those idiots nominated the one guy I can beat."
2. A gay Muslim Democrat commits murder and the press conservative Christians. No wonders she's laughing.
3. "That's hilarious. I haven't laughed this hard since I got that child rapist off on a technicality."
4. In Soviet Union, woman in ugly coat laughs at you.
5. "I didn't get a harrumph out of that man. Kill him now."
Best of Best of
"and I'm fighting for (snicker) you, and (heh-heh) you, and you, (hahah) and all of you! (hahhahahaha)"
Best of jimmy
"Well yes, the coat *did* come from Miss Ellie's closet on Southfork, but let's face it: I'm rich enough to afford it....and you sure ain't!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
Best of Jay Guevara
Campaign consultant: "Uh, Mrs. Clinton, yeah I know we told you to point into the crowd and look pleased, but ... you're kinda overdoing it. We said "look pleased," not "look like you're having an orgasm."
Best of GregMan
"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little constitution too!"
Best of Dr. Doom
"Well of course victims of sexual assault will be treated with respect and compassion," glad handed Mrs. Clinton, "Unless of course they are one of the hussies who hit on my husband..."