Tuesday, June 14, 2016

The Gas Men



1. The Taco Bell morning shift reports for duty.

2. "You were supposed to ass and you were supposed to be grass; our possibility for a successful hitch hike have just been reduced by two-thirds, you imbeciles."

3. "Hey, be glad we just farted in church. You should see what the adulterers have to wear."



Best of Rodney Dill
Jumpin' Jack Flash it's a ....

Best of metalgarth
What happens when the "3 States of Matter Patrol" don't call each first before going out.

Best of Dr. Doom
Movie Trivia Fun Fact: It took triple the normal amount of safety inspectors to film Blazing Saddles ORA?

8 comments:

Rodney Dill said...


Jumpin' Jack Flash it's a ....

metalgarth said...

Always Pass Gas on the left

metalgarth said...

Why is the priest wearing his collar backwards?

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like Earl has hit Code Orange. Bob and Steve are probably not looking forward to the ride in the work truck today...

Mr Hankey said...

Authorities go door-to-door during chili night in Rosie O'Donnell's neighborhood.

Kaptain Krude said...

Ang Lee had trouble casting his adaptation of The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly.

metalgarth said...

What happens when the "3 States of Matter Patrol" don't call each first before going out.

Dr. Doom said...

Movie Trivia Fun Fact:
It took triple the normal amount of safety inspectors to film Blazing Saddles ORA?