Friday, June 03, 2016

Walkies


1. "I am vengeance. I am the night. I am the Batman... and this is my Corgi, Baron Waddlebottom."

2. "Miss, I am trying to walk my dog here. Could you fellate me some other time?"

3. So, last night I had this dream that Batman was walking a Corgi while the Swiss Miss girl was giving him a BJ. What does it mean, doc?

4. "Hey, this gets a LOT more chicks than the Dalmatian costume."

5. Seeing a stray Corgi about to foul the pavement, Batman quickly dispatches the miscreant with the "Gauntlet Bat Harpoon."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Just on observation: I've never seen this guy and the mayor of Quahog in the same room at the same time.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
After last night's "incident", the Dark Knight would never again leave Sparky alone with Robin and the peanut butter.

Best of dadoctah
"Superman v Batman" spoiler alert: the loser has to take Krypto for walkies.

Best of Double the U
Damn it, I am out of bat dog poop picker-upper.

Best of jimmy
Scotland Yard had to be called today when an increasingly confused Prince Philip took his wife's dog for a walk in decidedly "un-royal" attire. A Palace official glossed over the event, adding that for a man his age, he could "rock that codpiece like no one's business".

Best of Dr. Doom
Batman goes old school in his search for Cat Woman...

12 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hey, when you've already dispatched Gotham's worst, what else ya gonna do?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Just on observation: I've never seen this guy and the mayor of Quahog in the same room at the same time.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The bat-signal is now a Frisbee.

Son Of The Godfather said...

After last night's "incident", the Dark Knight would never again leave Sparky alone with Robin and the peanut butter.

dadoctah said...

"Superman v Batman" spoiler alert: the loser has to take Krypto for walkies.

GregMan said...

The funny thing is the chick took a dump before the dog did.

Double the U said...

Damn it, I am out of bat dog poop picker-upper.

jimmy said...

Scotland Yard had to be called today when an increasingly confused Prince Philip took his wife's dog for a walk in decidedly "un-royal" attire. A Palace official glossed over the event, adding that for a man his age, he could "rock that codpiece like no one's business".

Dr. Doom said...

"Uh-oh looks like Aunt Harriet's dog is about to soil the sidewalk," thought the Caped Crusader, "I hope Alfred cleaned and returned the pooper scooper to my utility belt..."

Dr. Doom said...

Batman goes old school in his search for Cat Woman...

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

So if you're Queen Elizabeth and want to take the dog for a walk incognito, who else do you dress up as? Sherlock Holmes?

Submariner said...

Thank you, ma'am; but I wanted the tissue so I could clean up after Tofutti, over here...