Wednesday, July 06, 2016

Guilty as Sin, Free as a Bird


1. "I did my job tearing Amerikka down. It's your job to burn the rubble and salt the Earth so that it never grows back."

2. "Damn girl, can't nobody stink up an airplane lavatory like you."

3. The fact that AF1 landed safely with those two on board instead of spiraling into the ground at high subsonic speed proves the pilots are a couple of commie traitors.

4. "Well, when I take over, the purple velvet upholstery is the first thing to go."

5. "Join the Mile High Club? Please.... Huma and I did that way back in '93."

17 comments:

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"....and the briefing sheet says that the shuttle bus driver is Hung!!"

Dr. Doom said...

Bam: "We need to watch our step Hils. This is a slippery slope and the press is watching!"
Hils: "Oh Barry, stop it, you just slay me..."

Dr. Doom said...

Mr. Obama: "Boy I hope our shuttle bus driver is Hung."
Mrs. Clinton: "Don't worry, I have that covered..."

metalgarth said...

"Surely the FBI won't indict you." "The FBI won't indict me. And don't call me Shirley"

Mac said...

Obama: Now America is gonna get the fuckin' she deserves.
Hillary: Yes she is...

Mr Hankey said...

...and Comey's plane is just over there on the tarmac. Let's go spend 39 minutes or so and talk about golf and grandkids....ha ha ha ha!

Kaptain Krude said...

Too bad neither one of them were more like Gerald Ford.

jimmy said...

ORA: Where's Irwin Allen when you need him?

GregMan said...

"Imagine, those silly little peasants thought that >I< would have to obey the laws just like >they< do, hahahaaa!"

jimmy said...

Hillary: "Hey, forgetting something, dumb-ass? Get the luggage."

Rodney Dill said...

No Hillary you don't have to pay, Bags fly free.

Rodney Dill said...

(DING) You are now free to moan about the country.

jimmy said...

The Hildebeest and PrezBO flee Air Force One in terror as M'Chel and Bill lock horns over the last bag of peanuts.

Dr. Doom said...

The President and Senator Clinton arrive at the Ass Clowns Summit. As soon as Secretary Kerry appears the triumvirate will be complete...

jimmy said...

Obama[rushing]: "Will you get the lead out, Granny? You *know* how pissy Soros gets if we show up late for his summons. We'll never hear the end of it. Hustle, old lady!"

Rodney Dill said...

"747, 748, Whatever it takes."

ORA

Anonymous said...

Hillary, Bill isn't here so I know that was you that peed on the seat.