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"....and the briefing sheet says that the shuttle bus driver is Hung!!"
Bam: "We need to watch our step Hils. This is a slippery slope and the press is watching!"Hils: "Oh Barry, stop it, you just slay me..."
Mr. Obama: "Boy I hope our shuttle bus driver is Hung."Mrs. Clinton: "Don't worry, I have that covered..."
"Surely the FBI won't indict you." "The FBI won't indict me. And don't call me Shirley"
Obama: Now America is gonna get the fuckin' she deserves.Hillary: Yes she is...
...and Comey's plane is just over there on the tarmac. Let's go spend 39 minutes or so and talk about golf and grandkids....ha ha ha ha!
Too bad neither one of them were more like Gerald Ford.
ORA: Where's Irwin Allen when you need him?
"Imagine, those silly little peasants thought that >I< would have to obey the laws just like >they< do, hahahaaa!"
Hillary: "Hey, forgetting something, dumb-ass? Get the luggage."
No Hillary you don't have to pay, Bags fly free.
(DING) You are now free to moan about the country.
The Hildebeest and PrezBO flee Air Force One in terror as M'Chel and Bill lock horns over the last bag of peanuts.
The President and Senator Clinton arrive at the Ass Clowns Summit. As soon as Secretary Kerry appears the triumvirate will be complete...
Obama[rushing]: "Will you get the lead out, Granny? You *know* how pissy Soros gets if we show up late for his summons. We'll never hear the end of it. Hustle, old lady!"
"747, 748, Whatever it takes."ORA
Hillary, Bill isn't here so I know that was you that peed on the seat.
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