Monday, July 18, 2016

It Finally Happened

Aliens have take over the UN.



1. The Romulan Ambassador's speech was well-received, particularly the part about "bringing the Federation to its knees." (Since all the UN delegates figured 'the Federation' was code for 'USA.')

2.  Distracted by reality TV and selfies, Earth fell under control of the Pantsuited Lesbians from the Crab Nebula with remarkable swiftness.

3. "I come to you with an urgent message: Mars Needs Vibrators."

Best of John Schneider
"May the odds be ever in your favor..."

Best of GregMan
"Hell yes it's full of stars! Wanna see?"

Best of Best of
Can you see or measure an atom? Yet you can *explode* one. A ray of sunlight is made up of *many* atoms! ... Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!

Best of Artfldgr
This is what hapens when you hire a stylist who used to draw comix at Marvel...

Best of Artfldgr
IF you had my face, what would you wear to look good?

Best of Artfldgr
You want to know my gender pronoun?

Best of George C Papoon
Ming The Merciless comes out after his hormone treatments.

Best of jimmy
"We were forced to reveal ourselves after decades of surveillance because we have to know: how is it that Jon Snow was dead, and then he's alive, and...we just don't get you people."

Best of Submariner
For the third time, NO! Why do you keep asking if I know Will Smith or Tommy Lee Jones?

George C Papoon
Amazing, you can't even see the strings on the new Thunderbirds marionettes."

Best of metalgarth
"Yes, this hideous coat did cost as much as a new Ford F150. Why do you ask?"

Best of metalgarth
She had a really killer caption for this one but could not prove that she wasn't a robot.

Best of dadoctah
You know what this outfit just *screams* for to finish it off? A monocle!

32 comments:

John Schneider said...

"May the odds be ever in your favor..."

Anonymous said...

Na-nu, Na-nu!

dadoctah said...

Oh. My. God.

Ed Wood was right!

GregMan said...

"I for one welcome our new lesbian overlords."

GregMan said...

"Hell yes it's full of stars! Wanna see?"

Anonymous said...

Can you see or measure an atom? Yet you can *explode* one. A ray of sunlight is made up of *many* atoms! ... Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!

George C. Papoon said...

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
Sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads,
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.

Artfldgr said...

Didnt this appear before here? oh lord, im having repeat nightmares

Artfldgr said...

I wish my brother georgina was here...

Artfldgr said...

We must do something now, that little pug at the beach stole my dildo

Artfldgr said...

If you think this jacket is neat, check out my gold lamme thong...

Artfldgr said...

The earl of betelgeuese gives the floor to the king of acturous...

Artfldgr said...

I just got back from having lunch with Zaphod Beeblebrox at the big bang burger bar and grille...

Artfldgr said...

This is what hapens when you hire a stylist who used to draw comix at Marvel...

Artfldgr said...

This outfit is just a little something i picked up at comicon...

Artfldgr said...

What is this cosplay thing you keep mentioning?

Artfldgr said...

How did you know flock of seagulls is my favorite group?

Artfldgr said...

No, i never saw yellow submaring, what is this blue meanie you keep talking about?

Artfldgr said...

IF you had my face, what would you wear to look good?

Artfldgr said...

You want to know my gender pronoun?

Artfldgr said...

We have completed the report and have not found any klingons stuck on Uranus...

George C Papoon said...

Amazing, you can't even see the strings on the new Thunderbirds marionettes.

George C Papoon said...

Ming The Merciless comes out after his hormone treatments.

jimmy said...

"We were forced to reveal ourselves after decades of surveillance because we have to know: how is it that Jon Snow was dead, and then he's alive, and...we just don't get you people."

Anonymous said...

America's new military. They are trans-gendered, and fabulous.

Submariner said...

For the third time, NO! Why do you keep asking if I know Will Smith or Tommy Lee Jones?

Dr. Doom said...

As it turned out Hillary's Harem Keeper (read: Mentor of her cadre of promising young interns) was not the Keynote Speaker the DNC had hoped for...

GregMan said...

"George C Papoon said...
Amazing, you can't even see the strings on the new Thunderbirds
marionettes."

This gets my vote!

metalgarth said...

"Yes, this hideous coat did cost as much as a new Ford F150. Why do you ask?"

metalgarth said...

She had a really killer caption for this one but could not prove that she wasn't a robot.

dadoctah said...

You know what this outfit just *screams* for to finish it off? A monocle!

Dr. Doom said...

The Delegate from the Isle of Lesbos takes the podium to deliver a speech in support of Senator Clinton's candidacy. Later, Fox News would uncover certain 'irregularities' involving Clinton Foundation donations in kind to fund girls' schools in the island nation...