Friday, July 08, 2016

Open Mic Friday. Now With Topicality.

Brender


Best of Kaptain Krude
"Did you say... G'N'R is touring again?"

Best of jimmy
"That's a pretty nasty zit ya got there. I'd put some Clearasil on that."

Best of metalgarth
B.L.M. is O'TAY!!!!!!

Best of Dactyl
Your eyes...so...beautiful...

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
"Wow! You are a shuttle bus driver!!!!"

Best of Artfldgr
Gonna sick feminist ghostbusters on you sukka...

Best of Artfldgr
Dear Diary, Today i wok up, atendid a rally, and did my best to help with my crazy eyes - bet i creeped that ocifer...

Best of dadoctah
"Wanna buy some death sticks?"
"You don't want to sell me death sticks."
"I don't wanna sell you death sticks."
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I wanna go home and rethink my life."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"My God, it's full of stars!"

Best of Best of
Okay, one more guess, orange starburst?

 

Best of Mr Hankey
The day that Kyle learned the Barry Manilow concert was totally sold out.

25 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

"Did you say... G'N'R is touring again?"

GregMan said...

"Even for a white man, you is UGLY!"

jimmy said...

"That's a pretty nasty zit ya got there. I'd put some Clearasil on that."

metalgarth said...

B.L.M. is O'TAY!!!!!!

Dactyl said...

Your eyes...so...beautiful...

dadoctah said...

ORA: "I'm here for Mr Dixon's history class."

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

"BUCKWHEAT????!???"

Anonymous said...

"No. Oh, that? I'm just.... just happy to see you officer."

jimmy said...

"Daddy?!?"

Anonymous said...

Whachu tawkin' bout Willis?

Dr. Doom said...

"Well yes I am Hung officer," replied Jer Micheal, "But I don't drive a shuttle bus, now stop racially profiling me!"

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"Wow! You are a shuttle bus driver!!!!"

Artfldgr said...

Gonna sick feminist ghostbusters on you sukka...

Artfldgr said...

Dear Diary, Today i wok up, atendid a rally, and did my best to help with my crazy eyes - bet i creeped that ocifer...

dadoctah said...

"Wanna buy some death sticks?"
"You don't want to sell me death sticks."
"I don't wanna sell you death sticks."
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I wanna go home and rethink my life."

Kaptain Krude said...

"My God, it's full of stars!"

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "That ain't no thin blue line... What de hell dey be talkin' about?"

Submariner said...

One more comment about "Pigs in a blanket" and I rip this joker loose, son. Do you catch my meaning yet?

Anonymous said...

I'm looking for brains!!

......

Never mind, carry on.

Submariner said...

Da-amn, Occifer! You had tuna fo' lunch, fo' sure!

Anonymous said...

Okay, one more guess, orange starburst?

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

In the real world, the good news is this idiot got himself arrested in Chicago at some BLM clambake and AFAIK is still in jail. On $500,000 bail. For five felonies.

Mr Hankey said...

The day that Kyle learned the Barry Manilow concert was totally sold out.

Mr Hankey said...

Bill & Chelsea star in "Scared Straight" to help keep other families from running into trouble with family members going to prison with unsecured servers.

BigNick said...

What do you mean I look like I've been smoking CRACK ?!?! You a Racist !!!