Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Unindicted Co-Conspirators

I'm still buried at work, but Brender just sent me an Easy One

 
 
Best of Best of
Look, it's okay cause I'm not really your father.
Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
I'm as much your father as Obama is the father of Maalox & Sushi....
Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
Look, I swear, I never used your mother's private sever to look at porn, and that Ashley Madison account was created by a hacker!
Best of jimmy
While Bill blathers on about domestic tax policy, Chelsea daydreams of sabotaging daddy's private jet and inheriting ALL.THOSE.MILLIONS. ALL MINE!MINE!MINE!
"Do go on, father..."
 
Best of Mac
You were robbed. After all that surgery you still look like your dad.
 
Best of Dr. Doom
"So Chels... ever been in a Turkish prison," queried the President?
 
Best of Best of
-Insert David Alan Coe lyrics here-
 
Best of Artfldgr
Let's discuss family technique, you were fondling the balls of...
 
Best of Submariner
So, Chels, it's like this; when a lesbo wanna-be and a smooth-talking snake oils salesman set forth to screw the nation...
 
Best of Submariner
When I asked 'em to send up a smelly pirate hooker, I wasn't expectin' mah daughter...
 
Best of Mr Hankey
The finally of the "Bill Clinton Summer Spectacular" on MSNBC concluded with Bill singing a duet with Chelsea of Kanye's greatest hits.


24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cripe! He will hit on anything wont he?

Anonymous said...

Look, it's okay cause I'm not really your father.

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

I'm as much your father as Obama is the father of Maalox & Sushi....

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Look, I swear, I never used your mother's private sever to look at porn, and that Ashley Madison account was created by a hacker!

jimmy said...

While Bill blathers on about domestic tax policy, Chelsea daydreams of sabotaging daddy's private jet and inheriting ALL.THOSE.MILLIONS. ALL MINE!MINE!MINE!

"Do go on, father..."

Dr. Doom said...

"...and that is how you wound up with 3247 half siblings," explained Slick Willy...

Dr. Doom said...

Chelsea: "Hold it right there - I am married!"
Bill: "Don't worry about being married - that won't bother me at all."
Chelsea: "I am also your daughter."
Bill: "Yeah well that is a bit awkward... even for me..."

Mac said...

You were robbed.
After all that surgery you still look like your dad.

dadoctah said...

"So, about this converting to Judaism thing. How does that work exactly?"

Rodney Dill said...

"That dog just don't fetch right... Every time I throw a bone, he carries it over to Hillary."

Jay Guevara said...

"No way you're my kid, not with that mug."

Dr. Doom said...

"So Chels... ever been in a Turkish prison," queried the President?

chronos the wonderpig said...

Chelsea, your mom got knocked up with you in Paris by some middle eastern guy that wanted to know if she could drive a truck!
(too soon?)

Anonymous said...

So, you're two degrees of separation from Saul Alinski, and three degrees of separation from satan.

Anonymous said...

-Insert David Alan Coe lyrics here-

GregMan said...

"Webb? Webb Hubbell? Oh sorry it's just you Chelsea."

Artfldgr said...

Let's discuss family technique, you were fondling the balls of...

Anonymous said...

"Oh honey, I am proud of you. Your mother don't care, but I am proud of you.

Anonymous said...

There's the whole United States of America ...
There's Monica, Eileen, Kathleen, and the likes ...
The only one I haven't F(d) yet, ...
Is you.

Anonymous said...

Look, Chipmonk I'm not your father. Check out my hand that I am extending to you. It has been aboard the Lolita Express, these fingers have been inserted into countless bimbo's. But never Hillary. She might be your mother, but I ain't yo daddy. Now climb on board, you ugly ass hooker.

Submariner said...

So, Chels, it's like this; when a lesbo wanna-be and a smooth-talking snake oils salesman set forth to screw the nation...

Submariner said...

The same thing we do every 4 years, Pinky; try to take over the world!

Submariner said...

When I asked 'em to send up a smelly pirate hooker, I wasn't expectin' mah daughter...

Mr Hankey said...

The finally of the "Bill Clinton Summer Spectacular" on MSNBC concluded with Bill singing a duet with Chelsea of Kanye's greatest hits.