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OMG... That's where my retainer went.
Hold my drink stretch, I'm going motor boating.
Jeez, and I thought my husband's belly button got full of lint
"Like..OmiGod! That totally bogus noise is like, coming from her boobs!"--Becky's last words before Brittany's bra exploded and killed the entire book club.
"Hmp. I wonder why she gets invited to ride in Jay Leno's old car. Not that I would want to ride in old Jay Leno's old car. Every time I ask, he just mutters something about passenger side air bags and then giggles. Lousy Jay Leno and his lousy old car."
Thawt bubble; "That reminds me, I need to pick up new pillows on the way home..."
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