Wednesday, August 03, 2016

And Now You See Chicago Got That One Nickname



1. Hey, it ain't easy making a cocktail dress out of the seat covers from a pimp's BMW.

2. Why is Mike Singletary in a dress? Has he gone Caitlyn Jenner on us?

3. I've seen tackling dummies with better fashion sense; and more feminine builds.

4.  Ah, the very picture of refined femininity... next to a linebacker in a strapless cocktail dress.

5.
 

Best of metalgarth
Take my wife.... PLEASE, I have an important meeting at Gary's Bathhouse
Best of John Schneider
Klingon battle armor looks different in the JJ universe.
Best of Jay Guevara
"I used to date hot blondes in Hawaii. Look at the shit the CPUSA made me marry."
Best of Submariner
What can I say?
Look at those pecs. Look at those hands.
I like 'em more manly than me...
Best of Dr. Doom
In retrospect the First Lady realized that she committed a major faux pas at the state dinner for the Saudi Ambassador. She never should have worn white to a pork rib BBQ...
Best of Whacko
"If you had THIS waiting for you at home, wouldn't YOU play golf every damn weekend?"
Best of Best of
It's her or Amerikkka, which one would YOU choose to feck?
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I wasn't expectin' visitors", M'ch'lle intoned to the guests, "so I just threw on the nearest sofa covering and here we is!"


14 comments:

metalgarth said...

Take my wife.... PLEASE, I have an important meeting at Gary's Bathhouse

metalgarth said...

I offered her to the Iranians but they said they wouldn't do her for $300,000,000. So......

John Schneider said...

Klingon battle armor looks different in the JJ universe.

Jay Guevara said...

"Presenting ... the Dick Butkus collection!"

Jay Guevara said...

"I used to date hot blondes in Hawaii. Look at the shit the CPUSA made me marry."

Submariner said...

Why? I, uh, I'm glad you, um, asked that, um, question. Would, uh, would YOU, um, refuse, uh, if THIS asked you, to um, uh, marry, uh, it? "Let, uh, let the Wookie win" is um, my, uh, motto...

Submariner said...

What can I say?
Look at those pecs. Look at those hands.
I like 'em more manly than me...

Barack himself said...

"Why do I have so much hate and want to see others suffer?"

Dr. Doom said...

In retrospect the First Lady realized that she committed a major faux pas at the state dinner for the Saudi Ambassador. She never should have worn white to a pork rib BBQ...

Dr. Doom said...
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Whacko said...

"If you had THIS waiting for you at home, wouldn't YOU play golf every damn weekend?"

Anonymous said...

It's her or Amerikkka, which one would YOU choose to feck?

Kaptain Krude said...

"I wasn't expectin' visitors", M'ch'lle intoned to the guests, "so I just threw on the nearest sofa covering and here we is!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"This is all well and good", M'ch'lle greeted the assembled guests, "but since it is almost dinnertime, we be lookin' for some spare eatin' shovels for all y'all, cuz y'all ain't going to be gettin' mine!"