1. Hey, it ain't easy making a cocktail dress out of the seat covers from a pimp's BMW.
2. Why is Mike Singletary in a dress? Has he gone Caitlyn Jenner on us?
3. I've seen tackling dummies with better fashion sense; and more feminine builds.
4. Ah, the very picture of refined femininity... next to a linebacker in a strapless cocktail dress.
Take my wife.... PLEASE, I have an important meeting at Gary's Bathhouse
Klingon battle armor looks different in the JJ universe.
"I used to date hot blondes in Hawaii. Look at the shit the CPUSA made me marry."
What can I say?
Look at those pecs. Look at those hands.
I like 'em more manly than me...
In retrospect the First Lady realized that she committed a major faux pas at the state dinner for the Saudi Ambassador. She never should have worn white to a pork rib BBQ...
"If you had THIS waiting for you at home, wouldn't YOU play golf every damn weekend?"
It's her or Amerikkka, which one would YOU choose to feck?
"I wasn't expectin' visitors", M'ch'lle intoned to the guests, "so I just threw on the nearest sofa covering and here we is!"