1. "Dammit, these arms are just too skinny to drag him to the kitchen."
2. Biden would amuse himself by hiding tabs of blotter acid in wads of raw hamburger and leave them on the White House dog walk.
3. A Bitch and a Son of a Bitch: But which one's which?
4. "Leash, harness, collar... sigh... I miss Reggie Love."
5. "Hm, that reminds me, the State Dinner for the President of Korea is coming up."