Tuesday, August 09, 2016

And then I'm going to the Vet to Get Tutored


1. "Dammit, these arms are just too skinny to drag him to the kitchen."
2. Biden would amuse himself by hiding tabs of blotter acid in wads of raw hamburger and leave them on the White House dog walk.
3. A Bitch and a Son of a Bitch: But which one's which?
4. "Leash, harness, collar... sigh... I miss Reggie Love."
5. "Hm, that reminds me, the State Dinner for the President of Korea is coming up."

10 comments:

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

"Hah! HERE'S something I can't POSSIBLY screw up!"/hits head on low branch, dog gets run over by garbage truck.

Dr. Doom said...

In communist Amerikkka dog walks you...

Dr. Doom said...

"There's ahhh good um boy, find um,the ahh... Manifesto Bo," encouraged the President, "I know I had it er, here, um, somewhere..."

Dr. Doom said...

Suddenly the President realizes he is not qualified to be a dog walker...

Dr. Doom said...

"Heel boy! No not like that... HEEL," instructed the President, "You are supposed to stop at my side and look lovingly into my eyes while awaiting another command. Remember how I showed you when Mr. Putin was here? Do that!"

Dr. Doom said...

"Note to self: Get the Appropriations Committee to purchase a solid platinum litter box for the First Dog in case he decides to identify as a cat," thought the President...

jimmy said...

Heading out the vet, Bo perked up a bit when Obama pointed out that there would at least be anesthesia for Bo's procedure...unlike back in 2003 when M'Chel neutered him.

Kaptain Krude said...

In an alternate timeline, Obama was only competent enough to have one term as the city's dogcatcher.

Dr. Doom said...

"Get a move on it buddy, Fifi is in heat," grumbled Bo, "Little Timmy was a better wing man for Lassie than you will ever be..."

Jay Guevara said...

Even his dog is a better leader.