Monday, August 01, 2016

Back to the Sh-t.



1. "Excuse me, sir, but between the dumpster fire on Third Street and the train wreck outside of town, we already have enough metaphors for the Trump campaign."

2. Luckily, the drive was able to avail himself of the Hillary defense, "I wasn't driving recklessly, just extremely carelessly."

3. "The driver says hold off on the jaws of life, she's still texting."

4. "Guys! For the love of God, pull me out of here! I swear, the truck is *not* a Transformer! Please stop waiting for it to transform."

5. Since Colorado legalized marijuana, first responders just stand around going "Wow."

Best of GregMan
"He says hold off a minute, he's almost captured a squirtle"

Best of Dr. Doom
The scene moments after Representative Frank realized the shuttle bus driver in the left lane was Hung...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

ORA: Sorry sir, only Clark Griswald could pull this off.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Damn you, Jay Leno!"

jimmy said...

This was the worst possible time for Flo the Progressive Insurance Lady to be told her policy had been cancelled.

Jay Guevara said...

"She says she identifies as a tractor-trailer."

GregMan said...

"He says hold off a minute, he's almost captured a squirtle"

Dr. Doom said...

This is what happens when things (red sports cars, republics, etc.) pull violently to the left. Look and learn people, look - and - learn...

Dr. Doom said...

"Well no ma'am I'm afraid we are not going to be able to save your legs," informed the EMT, "But on the plus side you are the first person ever to survive their first lesson at the Obama School of Driving..."

Dr. Doom said...

The scene moments after Representative Frank realized the shuttle bus driver in the left lane was Hung...