Friday, August 26, 2016

Beeg Yuuger Gyant Focking Khet


1. Tom Cruise wakes up in the morning and greets his normal sized Khet.

2.  We've replaced Joe's usual Khet with an Abomination of God, Let's see if he notices.

3. "I need to clean the litter box again. Do we still have M'Chel's eatin' shovel?"

4. Joe thought he had the 'Biggest Pussy' contest sewn up until Kanye West, Bill Maher, and Barack Obama showed up.  

5. Between his cat allergies and the outrageous cost of EpiPens, Joe soon went bankrupt.

Best of Teh Khet
I am altering my dietary guidelines human, pray I do not alter them further.

Best of dadoctah
This is the internet, so why the hell not.

Best of Dr. Doom
Bob's internet search for big hairy pussy was a HUGE disappointment...

Best of Best of
I do believe you found one pussy obama would eat.

Best of Dactyl
I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER! NOW, HOOMAN!!

Best of Artfldgr
Sam found out too late what that geneticist feminist cat lady did in her spare time

Best of jimmy
His litterbox? You know it as *Angola*.


22 comments:

Teh Khet said...

I am altering my dietary guidelines human, pray I do not alter them further.

dadoctah said...

This is the internet, so why the hell not.

Anonymous said...

That's a fat pussy.

Dr. Doom said...

Bob's internet search for big hairy pussy was a HUGE disappointment...

jimmy said...

Eddie's rescue cat from the Fukushima disaster seemed normal at first, but after a few months, he became suspicious. After a year, he became dinner.

Anonymous said...

I do believe you found
one pussy obama would eat.

Submariner said...

There's "pusseh whipped" and then there's whooped by a pusseh...

Dactyl said...

I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER! NOW, HOOMAN!!

Submariner said...

Metaphor for "Just before Rosie O'Donuts sat on his face..." or just an illustration?

Artfldgr said...

What does a 200lb kitty get to eat? whatever it wants...

Artfldgr said...

John sat very still, last thing he needed was the kitty to think his morning wood was a scratching post...

Artfldgr said...

Its now my home, and these are my rules said Tom the cat...

Artfldgr said...

Sam always wondered what that geneticist feminist cat lady did in her spare time...
now he knows...

Artfldgr said...

Harold knew that his boss would not believe his excuse for being late...

Artfldgr said...

Raised on NYC rats, Tom Khet knew he could have his way...

Artfldgr said...

Make me purr
or else...

Artfldgr said...

The house was finally quiet
but joe worried he could not find his wife
then it dawned on him

Artfldgr said...

Soft Kitty
Warm Kitty
Gigantic ball of fur...

Artfldgr said...

Fu*k Garfield!

Artfldgr said...

All jon could think of was to pray this was a chesire cat and later he would only have to deal with a smile...

jimmy said...

His litterbox? You know it as *Angola*.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I swear to you, I don't have any catnip!"