Friday, August 26, 2016
Beeg Yuuger Gyant Focking Khet
1. Tom Cruise wakes up in the morning and greets his normal sized Khet.
2. We've replaced Joe's usual Khet with an Abomination of God, Let's see if he notices.
3. "I need to clean the litter box again. Do we still have M'Chel's eatin' shovel?"
4. Joe thought he had the 'Biggest Pussy' contest sewn up until Kanye West, Bill Maher, and Barack Obama showed up.
5. Between his cat allergies and the outrageous cost of EpiPens, Joe soon went bankrupt.
Best of Teh Khet
I am altering my dietary guidelines human, pray I do not alter them further.
Best of dadoctah
This is the internet, so why the hell not.
Best of Dr. Doom
Bob's internet search for big hairy pussy was a HUGE disappointment...
Best of Best of
I do believe you found one pussy obama would eat.
Best of Dactyl
I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER! NOW, HOOMAN!!
Best of Artfldgr
Sam found out too late what that geneticist feminist cat lady did in her spare time
Best of jimmy
His litterbox? You know it as *Angola*.