1. And the Jamaican Synchronized Queefing Team takes to the pool.
2. Humiliated by their bronze metal, the entire Japanese diving team committed suicide.
3. Some "Loch Ness Monster" photos are more obviously fake than others.
4. The morning after an entire swim team agreed to testify against Hillary Clinton.
5. After catching a glimpse of the Olympic spectacle, Hillary Clinton dismissed her staff and had some 'alone time.'
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The Water World - Human Centipede crossover actually did quite well in some markets