Tuesday, August 16, 2016

How Many Dogs in this Picture


1. "'Obama at Man's Country,' Dude, you are so good at Charades."
2. "Hot dogs... so gross... maybe I can get through this if I just pretend they're dicks."
3. "I'm afraid to open my eyes... did our summoning ritual produce the demonic hellhound or no?"
4. "I am the Safe School Czar and I approve this message."
5. "Hey, if you can swallow that Hillary Clinton is totally clear of any wrongdoing, you should be able to swallow a few dozen Armour hot dogs."

Best of Dr. Doom
In this picture we see a perfect metaphor for the Amerikkkan voter. No matter which way you vote, it will seem like you are subsisting on junk food while be being anally raped by a large animal. Pretty dismal no? Unless, of course, you are in San Francisco, then it is pretty much a win-win...


Best of Dr. Doom
From that day forward young Helmund Butt resolved he would play for the German National Team...


Best of Submariner
Poor Timmy; he just found out those ARE Lassie, and the show was going a new, darker, direction...

 

9 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey, I'm gay. This wasn't the kind of sausage fest I expected."

Rodney Dill said...

Sometimes you eat the dog, and sometimes the dog eats you

Rodney Dill said...
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Dr. Doom said...

In this picture we see a perfect metaphor for the Amerikkkan voter. No matter which way you vote, it will seem like you are subsisting on junk food while be being anally raped by a large animal. Pretty dismal no? Unless, of course, you are in San Francisco, then it is pretty much a win-win...

Dr. Doom said...

From that day forward young Helmund Butt resolved he would play for the German National Team...

Double the U said...

Not a clear understand of the "Triple-dog dare ya" concept.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Ugh! This dog is terrible! That Obama kid said that these dogs are delicious! Let's go beat the Hell out of him!" In alternate history 4X22B, there is no President Obama.

*sigh*

Submariner said...

Poor Timmy; he just found out those ARE Lassie, and the show was going a new, darker, direction...

Charades Champion says the correct answer is... said...

Three Dog Night: One Is The Loneliest Number