1. There's definitely a 2016 election metaphor in this picture.
2. "Damn, two days before he was supposed to testify against Hillary Clinton."
3. Joe couldn't wait for the weekend when the phrase "I'm going to stick my hose in your filthy mudhole" had a completely different meaning.
4. "Well, at least I'm not $100,000 in debt with a degree in Womyn's Studies."
5. "We all float down... Oh, hi Frank." "Hi, Pennywise."