Sunday, August 14, 2016

Objects May Be Larger Than They Appear


1. ORA: "whoaaaaa im trippin my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play."

2. "Boy Likes Him Some Tittehs," One of Norman Rockwell's rejected Saturday Evening Post covers.

3. "Well, f--k the Catholic Church, their sexual mores, and their Geocentric Universe," a young Galileo Galilei finds inspiration.

4. "So, she's so dumb she's pointing the telescope at the grass, trying to find Perseids in the daytime, but on the other hand, look at her tits."

5. "Look! It's SMOD! Coming to save us all from Trump and Hillary! Yay, SMOD! Go SMOD!"


Best of Rodney Dill
"OK, I give up.... just where is Uranus?"


Best of Rodney Dill
"Astronomer? I don't even know her."


Best of Dr. Doom
Mary Ann: "Ooh the British are coming the British are coming"
Young Groucho: "And they're not the only ones..."

 

10 comments:

Steve O said...

Objects may be just as large as they appear.

Rodney Dill said...

"OK, I give up.... just where is Uranus?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Astronomer? I don't even know her."

chronos the wonderpig said...

the telescope is not the only thing expanding......

Rodney Dill said...

"I've got a rocket in my pocket."

Rodney Dill said...

You bet your asteroids those orbs are celestial

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Dr. Doom said...

Mary Ann: "Ooh the British are coming the British are coming"
Young Groucho: "And they're not the only ones..."

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "A thousand points of light...
so very far above me...
what secrets do you hold?
T...
R...
U...
M...
P..."