1. Hillary actually has a nest of those thingies living in her lower colon.
2. Someone just caught a great big, "Nooop, No F--king Way."
3. The catch has already been offered a permanent hosting job on 'The View.'
4. "Bob, is it wrong that this fish makes me horny?"
5. The main ingredient in McDonald's new 'Filet O'Noooooope' sandwich.
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ORA Twofer: why you should never feed Falkor after midnight.
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The obstetricians just delivered the latest Clinton.