Monday, August 22, 2016

Oh, Look, Someone Caught a Goa'Uld


1. Hillary actually has a nest of those thingies living in her lower colon.
2. Someone just caught a great big, "Nooop, No F--king Way."
3. The catch has already been offered a permanent hosting job on 'The View.'
4. "Bob, is it wrong that this fish makes me horny?"
5. The main ingredient in McDonald's new 'Filet O'Noooooope' sandwich.



Best of Best of dadoctah
ORA Twofer: why you should never feed Falkor after midnight.


Best of Jay Guevara
The obstetricians just delivered the latest Clinton.

4 comments:

dadoctah said...

ORA Twofer: why you should never feed Falkor after midnight.

Dr. Doom said...

I don't know what that is but I do know that Algore thinks global warming caused it...

Dr. Doom said...

"Are you sure about this Mr. Gere," asked the deck hand skeptically?

Jay Guevara said...

The obstetricians just delivered the latest Clinton.