Sunday, August 07, 2016

Weekend at Cankles


1. "Last time I do a pub crawl with Patrick Kennedy and Ruth Bader Ginsburg."

2. "Mein fuhrer! I can valk!"

3. "She always has problems with stairs after a conjugal visit with Huma."

4. "One you sh-tkickers tell them to get the f--king crucifix off the door. You know I can't enter sanctified ground."

5. ORA: "Dammit! I never should have shook hands with that Dark Zone guy. One of you sh-tkickers better Foster him tout de suite or its your ass."

Best of Mr Hankey
"...that's the last time I go to Bill Cosby's dressing room"

Best of Mac
And then Santa told me I ain't gonna shit right for a week.

Best of George C. Papoon
Heave ho me harties !
♪Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Early in the morning!♪

 

Best of George C. Papoon
"Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

 

Best of GregMan
CapThis "I Can't Believe No-one Thought Of This Yet" Caption #37: "Damn, that shuttle bus driver really was hung!"

 

Best of Jay Guevara
"I knew that third bottle of Robitussin was a bad idea."

 

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Guards! Seize them!... and then seize yourselves!"

18 comments:

Mr Hankey said...

Bring me "The Minister of Silly Walks"

Mr Hankey said...

"...that's the last time I go to Bill Cosby's dressing room"

Mr Hankey said...

"Bring me more fetuses to suck out their juices"

Mac said...

And then Santa told me I ain't gonna shit right for a week.

Submariner said...

The DNC takes steps to ensure they don't have to cover up another fall and head bump that would leave their candidate even more addle-pated...

Submariner said...

Y'all think she's being helped up but the back story says that when she found out it was actually a day care, she grabbed the lead security agents and literally threw them out of the way so she could have "First dibs!"

Submariner said...

Chels (bottom left); "Why yes, Mom; that $15K Armani made in Bangladesh DOES make your butt look YUUUUUUUUGE!" >snicker<

George C. Papoon said...

Heave ho me harties !

♪Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Early in the morning!♪

Submariner said...

♪It's me and me crew and we're here for a screw, said Barnacle Hill the sailor!♪

George C. Papoon said...

Someone's head will roll, the contract specifically called for a Hoveround and stair lift.

George C. Papoon said...

"Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

GregMan said...

CapThis "I Can't Believe No-one Thought Of This Yet" Caption #37: "Damn, that shuttle bus driver really was hung!"

GregMan said...

CNN Lead Story: "Hillary Clinton Energetically Leaps Up Stairs Like A Twenty-Year-Old"

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like Mrs. Clinton's handlers have really had to step up their game...

metalgarth said...

She's not on the Stairway to Heaven, that's for sure.

Jay Guevara said...

"I knew that third bottle of Robitussin was a bad idea."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Out of my way, peasants!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Guards! Seize them!... and then seize yourselves!"