Friday, September 16, 2016

Bitches, Please



1. Escalating their passive-aggressive hate-relationship, Hillary squeezes out a side fart.

2. Proof that medical marijuana is an effective treatment for both Parkinsons and AIDS.

3. "... And then Comey said that politics played no part in the investigation at all."

4. "... and then I told them, 'The Border is the most secure it has ever been.'"

5. "Is that purple drank? Dammit, bitch, you been holding out on me."

Best of metalgarth
Carl and Patty share a good laugh at all the times Homer did something stupid at work

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I've got a heavy erection under progress!"
"Gross, Hillary, I didn't need to know that."

Best of Kaptain Krude
ORA: "You know, I thought I was too old. I thought my time had passed. I thought I'd never hear the screams of pain or see the look of terror in a young man's eyes. Thank Heaven for children."

Best of Rodney Dill
Hillary: "...and Trump won't take up my golf challenge... cause I got three strokes up on him already..."

Best of Submariner
"Best, ah, best part of, um, being President is never, uh, never, um, never needing to do a one, um, one cheek sneak."

BRA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AP!

"Might as well get used to it now, right Barry?"

12 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Hils: "Hey Barry 'member that time I spent all the State Department security budget on Priuses instead of embassy security and our embassy got attached and you refused to rescue our people with special operators and our ambassador got offed and we blamed it all on a right wing hate video and Bush Administration policies?

Bam: "Yeah those were good times weren't they?"

metalgarth said...

Carl and Patty share a good laugh at all the times Homer did something stupid at work

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

"Good lord, Barry, you're wearing more PanCake makeup than I am! And I use a small mason's trowel to apply it!"

Anonymous said...

"Hey barry, I feel a shit coming on...
let me get that copy of the Constitution
to wipe with."

"Hold on Hilldog, I'll have to retrieve it from the shredder."

jimmy said...

Bammy: "So then I made sure Trump was seen breaking ground on that hotel with M'Chel's gold eatin' shovel. ON CNN!"

Hills: "I know, right? When she snapped his neck on live TV, it was like killing two birds with one stone."






Kaptain Krude said...
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Kaptain Krude said...

"I've got a heavy erection under progress!"

"Gross, Hillary, I didn't need to know that."

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "You know, I thought I was too old. I thought my time had passed. I thought I'd never hear the screams of pain or see the look of terror in a young man's eyes. Thank Heaven for children."

Rodney Dill said...

"Dang, I love bean burrito night at the White House."

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary: "...and Trump won't take up my golf challenge... cause I got three strokes up on him already..."

Submariner said...

"Best, ah, best part of, um, being President is never, uh, never, um, never needing to do a one, um, one cheek sneak."

BRA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AP!

"Might as well get used to it now, right Barry?"

GregMan said...

"Bo! Bad dog!"